i allways where afraid for mosquitoes!
![Cry :'(](https://feral-heart.com/smf/Smileys/default/cry.gif)
so when i was 7, 2 mosquitoes where flying above my head and i was in my bed so i hidded myself under the blankets so i called my mom but she didn't hear me but i got paranoid so i started crying and screamd harder: MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! but i was very tired so a fell asleep but somebody woke me up and who do you think it was?... well? it were the cops! the neightbor thought my dad was trying to kill me!
![Shocked :o](https://feral-heart.com/smf/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
so my mom and dad were explaning what happend but they didn't know i screamed cause of an mosquito! so i lied cause:
1. the whole neightborhood was outside waiting for an anwser
2. you try to tell to the cops that you screamed like you were killed cause of a mosquito
3. my mom and dad would be so mad on me
![Embarrassed :-[](https://feral-heart.com/smf/Smileys/default/embarrassed.gif)
so i told that i had an bad dream and i were eaten by an dragon
![Shocked :o](https://feral-heart.com/smf/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
when an half year was past... i dared to tell my mom the truth, and she was like: daddy and i are really thinking of that opsion but you said dream so we believed.
*faceplam*
and when i think about it these days im like *faceplam on pile of poo*