"Whiteflint, just give me a sex, please." <--- .... And the worse part was my character had a crush on Whiteflint xDD
"Can you kiss me, I crashed Minecraft again...." <--- After my MC crashed and I needed my fellow staff to kick me from the server xD
"I'll just [inappropriate content removed] her in a [inappropriate content removed]." <---- ...? I ment to ask someone in a sec to make me a preset /).0
"Chu boob! xDD I'll post in a sec." <-- 1. I ment to say Post you NOOB. xD I call my friends noobs for fun<3
2. I DID spell Sec right xDDD YAY!
It's mainly when you type one word more often than another, making typos a habit xD