Weirdest/Scariest/Strangest Thoughts

[Jackkdaw]

Lolz, Starry you wish you were linked to the Templar bloodline. >;3

Anywho, I gots some more. My brain is screwed up. o3o


"Cockroaches are Satan's minions."

"What if the ruler of the world was a dog?"

"I kinda want to reach through that guy's rib cage and rip out his heart."

"If you shove your finger up your nose far enough, can you feel your brain?"

"80% of my blood is Mountain Dew."

[OreoHeroz]

Jim..what's up with you and body parts? x3

- "If I stuck my finger in my nose and wriggled it downwards, could I see the tip of my fingers in my mouth?"

- "I wonder what my dog would look like after I fed her chocolate..."

- "What if I washed my dog in the toilet? Just place her in there and flush the toilet..."

- "I wonder if it is considered cannibalism if I eat my dead skin off of my lips."

- "What would it be like to be flushed down a toilet?"

- "I wonder how it feels to jump off an airplane without a parachute and hit the ground."

- "What does it feel to a tree when being cut down?"

- "What if toys moved or blinked when humans are not looking?"

- "What if a zombie Apocalypse actually happened?"

- "What does yellow snow taste like?"

- "What if while they were killing the chicken and it pooped? What if they didn't notice it, sold it, and someone ate the poop while gnawing on the chicken's cooked butt?"

- "What does poop taste like?" *glances at toilet*

I like poop and toilet jokes :p