Would you rather?

[vidgames]

lol eat starfall-chases after starfall with a fork and a spoon-
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would you rather eat fruit cake or shove it in your face?

[Shakarathelion]

shove it in my face
would your rather watch America's funniest home videos or be on it?

[Bee.]

Be in it; I like being a complete freak. Derp

Would You rather Derp or Durr? LOL

[reindeer]

I would rather derp! XD LOL!
Would you rather lick a cold pole in winter or stick your tongue on a hot stove?

[Stag]

I would rather derp then durrr. But... LOL! Would you rather drown? or burn to death? I'd rather drown. :\ Oh. and I would rather stick my tongue on a cold pole in winter.


~Stag :p

[reindeer]

I would rather drown, much less painful! xD Is there a niether. O.O lol

[ashleyy]

Holy crap, you'd rather drown? I cannot think of a more slow and horrific way to die. Actually, I can, but drowning is by far one of the worst ways to die.

So, what's the question, Reindeer?

[reindeer]

Whoops forgot to type the next question. Would you rather be trapped in the artic for one week or lost in a cave? ;p

[Stag]

Survive in the arctic for a week. Would you rather ride down the stairs on a tricycle or... pull a wagon with bricks in it up the stairs? (XD What can I say I'm a deep thinker. or strange I guess...) 

[Zarago]

I'd rather ride down stairs on a tricycle, it's better to bruise something than to damage something. Back injuries are bad, bad things.

Would you rather get mauled to death by a bear or spiked to death by a deer?