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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #70 on: December 08, 2011, 12:26:51 am »
Make them watch: "stallion meets newborn foal" if they hate horses being murdered, i actually teared a little, but its nature. that poor newborn's legs didn't work so the stallion ended its pain.
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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #71 on: January 28, 2012, 05:12:38 am »
get their head and stick it into a box with a radio playing Friday from Rebecca Black


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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #72 on: January 28, 2012, 05:25:56 am »
Some how make them lie on a sizzling road in the sun. Then run them over with a steamroller extra slowly and feet first for horrible long lasting pain!!!

Use a sharp knife and slit their throats, wrists and belly and throw em in a nest of bullet ants (Their stings/bites are worst than a wasps)

Tie them up on a table and attach a jar full of venomous bugs and frogs in their mouth

I dont know should i continue? >:D

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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #73 on: January 28, 2012, 05:31:52 pm »
Then there are some people I want to stab numerous times, followed by unloading an M61 Vulcan Gatling gun, carpetbombing the entire area, spamming the corpse with a combination of Wave Motion Guns and Kill Sats, nuking, then standing on them them while dancing horribly before falling on my back(on them)and to just be sure, driving them into the ground with a jackhammer.

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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #74 on: January 29, 2012, 06:21:38 am »
Dude! That's like....violent.... (o~0)*

I could understand jokes baout making them watch barbie movies or something but that's sick!!!

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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #75 on: January 29, 2012, 06:24:59 am »
Omg you ppl are murderers! *runs away screaming*

Lol anyways, get a wasp knife and stab them.  Yea.  Wasp knife ftw!

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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #76 on: January 29, 2012, 06:55:25 am »
Lock them in a dark room with Rebbeca Black, Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson and...... COPPERCAB!

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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #77 on: January 29, 2012, 10:31:22 pm »
Prove history is a lie!

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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #78 on: January 31, 2012, 01:47:11 am »
(lol this is like a stress releaser thread XDD)

make them watch someone trying to sing a song but do it so badly that their ears bleed.
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Re: 100000 ways to kill your enemies.
« Reply #79 on: January 31, 2012, 05:50:49 pm »
Convince them that this banshee here...

is a Siren (Just have the banshee swimming)

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