Adult swim? Sorry, not sure what that is X3. Also, seven-year-old sister? Has a crush? On Naruto? First of all, she's way too young to be watching it, but I'm not gonna stop her. My sister is ten and she watches Naruto, but her favourite character is Sasuke because she likes bad-ass people. Second of all, isn't Naruto a little old for her? I mean, I have a crush on Naruto, but on Part One Naruto who is the same age as me...but I'm taller than him.
Also one to talk. Haru-chan has a crush on Sasuke, but I keep telling her he has a duck-ass head, but she likes ducks. I say she'll regret having a crush on him the day his hair flies away. She says Kishi-san would never do that. I say that he will because he loves twists on the plot and it would be funny. I also say that Sasuke-kun would never like anyone like her, since she's such a brat. She argues that she is not a brat, she just has better taste in boys than me. I tell her that a taste in duck-ass 'family-loving' boys like him aren't 'good taste' it's just delusional. She tells me that a porcupine-headed demon isn't very good taste in boys either. I retort that I love porcupines and foxes, and that he doesn't have porcupine hair, it's just spiky and hot. She just argues I like him because he has the same hair colour as me. I say that Sasuke also has the same hair colour as her. She says she wishes Hinata beats me to Naruto. I say that I wish Sasuke dies in a fiery hole. She takes out a Naruto stuffed toy (don't ask) that I sleep with and punches him. Then I punch her. Then she punches me. Then we're in a full-fledged ninja fight and we're both suspended from the computer. We're so mature. If my brother were there he would back me up D: He always does.