Why?

[catsanddogsandbirds]

Because I don't know what that is.

 I want to kill the "Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 20 days." sign. Why?

[-Rapid-]

Because you dun care how old the topic is.

I want to slap a bagel, why?

[catsanddogsandbirds]

Because their holes in the middle are a waste of space.

 I wanna be a Mythbuster on the show. Why?

[Wolfie_Lover]

Because of the art of Magic. o3o

I want to slap my brother. Why?

[Tenturo]

Because he locked your turtle

I want to make pudding... why?

[Wolfie_Lover]

(My poor Zeke. ;n; *Tries to get my turtle back* Yes, I have a real turtle.)

Because you want to put it in your bathtub. o3o

I want to go to my bedroom. Why?

[Tenturo]

(That's so freaky o.o huge unknown coincidence there xD)

Because you want to bash your computer as FeralHeart States: "Failed to connect to map server."

I wish I wasn't lonely. Why?

[Wolfie_Lover]

(XD Sometimes I'll post about him. I'm posting a pic of him in my siggy soon.)

Because everyone doesn't want to be on Ashfur's side.

I want to keep listening to Ashfur tributes. Why?
(Even I don't even know.)

[Tenturo]

Because Ashfur...licked a toe!!!

I want to lick a toe....why?

[Wolfie_Lover]

...
Because you want to know what the toe tastes like. Ew.

I want to play 'To the Moon'. Why?