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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #140 on: March 24, 2013, 12:36:17 am »
Why not? xD

My cat has asthma. Why?
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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #141 on: March 24, 2013, 01:11:32 am »
Because the derpwitch is trying to take the job of the sickwitch and making everyone sick. (I'm in creative mode at the moment)

I want to take a bath. Why?

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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #142 on: March 24, 2013, 01:16:56 am »
You have a terrible case of barbarians in your armpits and wish to try a new de-barbarian-ing soap.

I have no sense of smell. Why?
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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #143 on: March 24, 2013, 01:28:07 am »
The sickwitch. 'Nuff said.

I want to dance. Why?

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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #144 on: March 24, 2013, 01:31:35 am »
You've been possessed by the ghost of a dancing caveman.

I procrastinate about everything. Why?
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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #145 on: March 24, 2013, 01:41:36 am »
Because...because...it's the procrastinatewitch. o3o

I want to be a wolf. Why?

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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #146 on: March 24, 2013, 01:47:42 am »
The wolfwitch?

You like witches way too much. Why?
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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #147 on: March 24, 2013, 01:56:24 am »
Because I am very creative at the moment.

I am watching Phineas and Ferb. Why?

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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #148 on: March 24, 2013, 02:40:05 am »
The barbarians made you do it.

Charlie Sheen went nuts and witches weren't involved. Why?
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Re: Why Are You...?
« Reply #149 on: March 24, 2013, 02:51:39 am »
 Because somebody called him Sharlie Cheen.

 You like barbarians way too much. Why?