The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Aweu]

Healers. Lol, they never heal me 'cause I die right when they come! @.@ I am so mean sometimes. xD

[wolfgirl56]

This happened to me today when I was rping as a lion:

Me: so you guys wanna go our territory now?
Members: Sure.
Random Pup: Will you be my daddy?
Me: I-I'm a lion
Random Pup: To bad! If its a problem I will make my older bro rape your mate!
Older Bro: -Humps my mate and makes pregnant-
Me:  D:
Pup: -Is born- Now your my daddy
Me: D:
Pup: -Flirts with adult female lion-
Female Lion: ?
Pup: -Humps lionesses leg-
Female Lion: My leg does not like this
Me: D:
Pup: -Goes down on knees-  Will you marry me?
Female Lion: No.
Pup: Then I must kidnap you! Bro, take her away!
Older Bro: -Ties up lion and takes her away-

I Actually never seen that lion again but I saw in the distant the pup as a teen actually mating with her :/ it was awkward cause the female lion was typing noises like "Uh uh, oh ya".  Me and my pride were sitting there like

You could have reported the lion and the pup for doing that, but this amused me for some strange reason though it's against the rules. XD

[Vallez]

HAHA happened late last night! (I had been talking to this person for about 60 seconds prior)
person: :O hey vallez!
Me: Si senor?
person: HI! can I add you to friends?
Me: Sure
person tramples me trying to click me :/
person: SORRY almst hav it!
Me: Want me to stand up? Or request you instead? C:
person: no no i almost got it
Me: Okie
Person continues to trample. I friend request the person. He/she denies
Me: I think it would just be easier to maybe accept mine?
Person: i search you on friends searc bAR one sec
Me: Okie.
person disconnects.
Me: I'M SO ABUSED D': TT.TT

[Okami-Shiranui]

^ xDDDD

Me: *Sees a floating wolf* (They were glitching.)
Person: lawlz im riden them cowboy
Me: ...
Person: lol TROLOLOLOLOLOL (they were getting in the middle of someone's rp)
Rper 1: GTFO COWGIRL
Person: laaaaaaawl im rdin the pony lol look at me YEE HAW YEE HAW YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAW!

[XxCitrusPuppyxX]

todai sense i dont have my keyboard, I typed IM A 2 YEAR OLD SO EVERYONE BE ETUPID lol.....

[wolffoxalliance]

HAHA happened late last night! (I had been talking to this person for about 60 seconds prior)
person: :O hey vallez!
Me: Si senor?
person: HI! can I add you to friends?
Me: Sure
person tramples me trying to click me :/
person: SORRY almst hav it!
Me: Want me to stand up? Or request you instead? C:
person: no no i almost got it
Me: Okie
Person continues to trample. I friend request the person. He/she denies
Me: I think it would just be easier to maybe accept mine?
Person: i search you on friends searc bAR one sec
Me: Okie.
person disconnects.
Me: I'M SO ABUSED D': TT.TT

That person is one of the persones who prefer to take the hard path.If he didnt wanted to acept your request he could write your username and then click the ADD button thatIts there for some reason.XD

[Vallez]

HAHA happened late last night! (I had been talking to this person for about 60 seconds prior)
person: :O hey vallez!
Me: Si senor?
person: HI! can I add you to friends?
Me: Sure
person tramples me trying to click me :/
person: SORRY almst hav it!
Me: Want me to stand up? Or request you instead? C:
person: no no i almost got it
Me: Okie
Person continues to trample. I friend request the person. He/she denies
Me: I think it would just be easier to maybe accept mine?
Person: i search you on friends searc bAR one sec
Me: Okie.
person disconnects.
Me: I'M SO ABUSED D': TT.TT

That person is one of the persones who prefer to take the hard path.If he didnt wanted to acept your request he could write your username and then click the ADD button thatIts there for some reason.XD

Lol XD totally. Never accept help! EVER Lol

[SoulRevenge]

I've seen the literate version of RejectClan, which no longer exists DX

(ToiletStar) "Let all cats old enough to catch junk food gather beneath the retarded mountain for a clan meeting." The White tom announced, then flicked his tail to the side.
(KFCkit) KFCkit looked up from the bush she appeared to be stalking, the she-cat had been looking for some Kentucky Fried Chicken to catch.
(GrenadeBomb) *Walks up to High rock and sits*\
(KFCkit) (umm, it's the 'Retarded mountain ewe)
(GrenadeBomb) HFJJFHDFHFJ *Spazzes*))
BillyBob: Guys....I found a peach! *Holds up peach*
(ToiletStar) AYE! This is a LITERATE clan, not semi-literate!!! >U
PussBoots: Dood, it's a flippin reject clan BU

[Okami-Shiranui]

[Wolfie_Lover]