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Offline ameliaparcel

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #160 on: July 30, 2012, 04:24:56 am »
IKR. If only i could see their face. XD
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #161 on: July 30, 2012, 04:29:23 am »
OH I REMEMBER SOMETHING. My friend thought this was hilarious when I said this.

Me: *has been trying to access the server for hours*

Me: *logs into Southpole and whispers friend* Hey, sorry the server is derping and won't let me into Fluorite.

Friend: NUH!!! Try again! One more time! For me!

Me: Fine.... >_>

Me: *tries again six times and is very frustrated.*

Me: *gets in on last try and screams into local* OH MY GOD I BROKE THROUGH THE MATRIX!!!!

Friend: *is standing nearby* LMFAO

Me: ._.
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #162 on: July 30, 2012, 04:56:00 am »
Lol!

This all happened in general. :I

Me: *Tries to get to Flourite* *Log in failure*
Me: *Logs in 7 more times* Finally!
Random Person: Hola!
Me: I'm in Hawii?!
RP: Yes! Opalasence, help me!
RP2: Nuuuuuuu!
RP: Fuuuuuuu!
Me: Wut?
Waterproof: You made it!
Me: Yush!
RP3: Come join something! And you get a free cake!
Waterproof: I wantes teh cake!
Me: Nuuuuuu! *Smackles cake**
Waterproof: *Smackles* Me's coke and cookie*
Me: I've got a black hole going into your kitchens, stealing all of yous cokes and cookies! *Points to everyone in the Plains and smackles* Water with fish*
Me: -Logs off-

(*- Smakles: Tackles and smacks at the same time. :I)

We derp around a lot.
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #163 on: July 30, 2012, 05:21:57 am »
Wow random there XD Awesome
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #164 on: July 30, 2012, 04:14:48 pm »
Quote from: ameliaparcel on July 28, 2012, 09:36:31 pm
Quote from: Anna on July 28, 2012, 08:08:37 pm
I was with my pack and the alpha got an unexpected visit from a tailess wolf:
TailessWolf:(he says to us remember the tailess wolf is a he)Man tails are for *beep*.(then he says to alpha)Cmon remove it this makes you more smexy(or something like that)
Alpha:No thank you this is a realistic Rp now can you please leave?
TailessWolf:No
Alpha:Why may I ask?
TailessWolf:Because I love you!
Alpha:WHAT THE *BEEP*???
Wolf from our pack:O.o...
TailessWolf:We're gonna marry!!
Alpha:No thanks.
TailessWolf:Why?
Alpha:For god's sake Im not g*y
TW:Im still gonna marry you!!
Friend:-pokes TW and he faints.He drags him out of den and thrws him in river-
TW:(buttswings)Yeah im gonna marry!(sings Im sexy and I know it)
Friend:You're godmodding too huh?DUDe,I threw you in water!
So please people dont act so stupid.

Whoa whoa whoa. XD In what way does not jumping into a river cause someone says they threw you in God modding. :PThat's just being a troll. Godmodding is "I SHOOT YOU WITH LIGHTNING. NO DODGE OR MISS." XD
Blame my friend for that not me
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #165 on: July 30, 2012, 04:36:41 pm »
Quote from: Emo_Gir on July 30, 2012, 04:56:00 am
Lol!

This all happened in general. :I

Me: *Tries to get to Flourite* *Log in failure*
Me: *Logs in 7 more times* Finally!
Random Person: Hola!
Me: I'm in Hawii?!
RP: Yes! Opalasence, help me!
RP2: Nuuuuuuu!
RP: Fuuuuuuu!
Me: Wut?
Waterproof: You made it!
Me: Yush!
RP3: Come join something! And you get a free cake!
Waterproof: I wantes teh cake!
Me: Nuuuuuu! *Smackles cake**
Waterproof: *Smackles* Me's coke and cookie*
Me: I've got a black hole going into your kitchens, stealing all of yous cokes and cookies! *Points to everyone in the Plains and smackles* Water with fish*
Me: -Logs off-

(*- Smakles: Tackles and smacks at the same time. :I)

We derp around a lot.

Hola is spanish. XD Aloha is Hawaii. Amg that was the funniest thing to me. ho ho ho.
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #166 on: July 30, 2012, 04:39:05 pm »
Yurp. But, I was derping and tired. It was like... 3:00 when I did it. :I
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #167 on: July 30, 2012, 06:19:27 pm »
o.o Im scared now
Me shouting at my computer to let me into Florite: FFFFFFF LEET MEEEE IIIIINN!
Then this poped up: CONNECTION FAIL CONNECTION FAIL! please rebooty your computer
Me: FTW?
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #168 on: July 30, 2012, 07:08:59 pm »
Quote from: Glitchpatootie on July 29, 2012, 09:19:32 pm
General:

.:Poopclan:. Realistic, literate, mapped warrior cats rp! Accepting all from the biggest cat to the smallest mouse crap!! See Mybootystar at the Cape portal to join!
Me: ... *Makes Crapkit*
So funny if I ever get to see advertising for groups like this on general Im gonna be the first one who will join it! XD
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #169 on: July 30, 2012, 11:20:18 pm »
Amg Emo Gir, your icon is awesome. XD))
Okay, imma try and think of something funny... uh.. OH YEAH! I got something.

Friend: *crawls up into a tall tree*

Me: You're a wolf. How the f*** did you get up there.

Friend: I USED MAGIC DIPSTER!

Me: ._. *walks away*

Friend: NO! Come back and sit in the shade of my magic tree.

Me: Nuh. Crap magic's gonna fall out of dat tree.

Friend: NUH COME HERE!

Me: *lights tree on fire*

Friend: OH F***! WHY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!

Me: *trollface* Tee hee.

Friend: NUUUH! *waves fiery branches around.

Me: I'll help you put it out. *dumps gasoline on the fire*

Friend: You're evil.

Me: No. I'm just expressive and creative. The fire symbolizes my burning desire for friendship. You burning alive symbolizes me getting over it.

Friend: e_e
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