The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[wolfgirl56]

Not to be a Grammar Nazi, but it's piece, not peice.
Anyways, I saw the creepiest thing on Bonfire. Let's just say they were a lot of lion perverts, if you know what I mean.

[Okami-Shiranui]

That's how the poop spelled it though. e.e

Yeah there was this whole mate-day where a bunch of lions in Bonfire started... no need to describe it. That was the last time I ever went to Bonfire...

[wolfgirl56]

That's how the poop spelled it though. e.e

Yeah there was this whole mate-day where a bunch of lions in Bonfire started... no need to describe it. That was the last time I ever went to Bonfire...

That's what I meant. =D

[Okami-Shiranui]

DX Bonfire is like a madhouse.

[Raxoremys]

I happened to be sitting in a cave, when a wolf comes up and starts a spontaneous rp by herself. At one point, she "killed an elk" by herself. I tried to tell her, an elk is far too big for one wolf to take down, and suggested that she try deer instead. And she came back with

"a deer is like an elk ok"

Hah XD so many people seem to get this wrong. The size difference between an elk and a deer is huge. It's weird, elk seem to be the prey of choice for many many RPers, none of whom seem to know just how big they are. I know, yet another of my pointless rants, but it's true XD

[meowool]

I met a wolf saying that they have a jewel in their forehead, but it was a necklace!! I was looking at the head think where is it?

[Okami-Shiranui]

*Person trots up*
Person: guys look at my preset tell me how awesome it is omg
Me: ...
Person: is it awesome or wut?
Me: You DO know I can't see it, right? xD Neither can anyone here. You have send people the files and they download them. THEN they can see it.
Person: *walks away looking crestfallen*

[Wolfie_Lover]

XD

Ok, this happened to me while trying to go to Ficho.

Soc Ostrich: *Pokes on Winnie's shoulder*
Winnie: Yes, can I help you?
SO: *Bleats*
Winnie: WHAT DA CRAP!?
SO: ;n;
Winnie: Sorry man.

I still think it's funny that his initials are SO.

[okami357]

Give me the banana CAKE !!!
Me: o-o -runs away-

[Okami-Shiranui]

It's always fun when a fetus tries to kill you.

Sword: Wtf that's a fetus.
Me: O.O
Unborn pup: meta u suck now come and kill me becuz i will kill u
Me: e.e You sure a fetus can do that?
Unborn pup: im not a fetus u idiot im unborn
Blade: OMFG THAT'S THE SAME THING!
Sword: xD
Me: Guys, don't be mean to the wittle fetus. 8D Let it kill me. xD
Unborn pup: bites and kills
Me: PFFFFT. That's all you got, huh?
Sword: Auto-hitter.
Me: Lol I'll play along. Guys watch.
Blade: xD
Me: *Blood splatters everywhere* I'VE FALLEN! AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!
Sword: Oh no! Call LifeAlert!
Unborn pup: u guys suck.
Angle Beats: guy sstup!
Blade: ANGLE Beats? REALLY?
Sword: You spelt "Angel" wrong btw.
Me: PFFFFF-