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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #350 on: September 23, 2012, 11:54:38 am »
Balto: You know what to do!
Balto: HUMP ME!
Some neon wolf starts jumping on him.
Me(Alue): That's not my dad...

(Person1)I WANTA BE A TAMPON!
(Me)Ummm what?
(Person1)YOU HEARD ME I WANTA BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Me)Enough with the tampons and caps please. -_-
(Person1)YOU BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON TOO AND WE'LL BE MATES!
(Me)I don't want to be your mate.
(Female Tampon)I'LL BE YOUR MATE TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Person1)Ohhh I am going to be busy tonight!
Then he makes a blue, green and purple lion called 'TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON'
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #351 on: September 23, 2012, 06:30:18 pm »

Meep: MEEEEEEP
Me: What...
Meep: Smell me.
Me: I'd rather not.
Meep: I smell good.
Me: I doubt you.
Meep: LEGASP~
Me: e.e
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #352 on: September 23, 2012, 11:50:44 pm »
Quote from: ?FearlessTEC? on June 11, 2012, 01:32:00 am
One time I was in ficho and someone randomly said -Farts on rock making it territory- O3O
   LOL OMG im crying to death- "Ive been laughing for like 40 minutes after I read this" OMG, lolololol.... Thank you!! for sharing that xDD Lmfao..
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #353 on: September 24, 2012, 12:09:29 am »
Quote from: ?FearlessTEC? on June 11, 2012, 01:32:00 am
One time I was in ficho and someone randomly said -Farts on rock making it territory- O3O
   LOL OMG im crying to death- "Ive been laughing for like 40 minutes after I read this" OMG, lolololol.... Thank you!! for sharing that xDD Lmfao.. (Ok mine; Random1:  hi u mi father Me: Uhhhh... what? Random1: u r my father Me: Im just gonna start running now- "BTW I was a girl" so I start running...... Random: -Follows- Me: AHHHHHHHHH Random: -Follows- Me: AHAAAHAHA General help me!!! Random: -Chases- Me: Sits hoping he's gone- Random: waait ! Me: Omg he found me how!!!!? -Runs- Random: -Chases- Me: Mommy help!!! Random: -Dissapears- Me: Finally....
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #354 on: September 24, 2012, 11:02:03 pm »
Try not to double post. e.e

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #355 on: October 14, 2012, 05:19:44 pm »
p=p
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #356 on: October 14, 2012, 05:55:40 pm »
A few days ago, some illiterate black and red wolf ran up to me and said "ur my pup"

I was a full grown lion.
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #357 on: October 14, 2012, 09:34:04 pm »
Quote from: Blaacki on October 14, 2012, 05:55:40 pm
A few days ago, some illiterate black and red wolf ran up to me and said "ur my pup"

I was a full grown lion.
...Wow....
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #358 on: November 02, 2012, 10:16:39 pm »
XD!
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #359 on: November 04, 2012, 05:22:56 pm »
Ahadi: Please Tell me
xX Fox wolf Xx: tell waht?
Ahadi: Why you love me so much
xX Fox Wolf Xx: YOUR SMEXY LET'S F@CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
   yeah I saw that...
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