The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[PumkinPie5764]

Oh my. How...weired. But, It's ture. I have seen many..err..things that are werid in Bonfire. Like..I have seen a LK character jump off the large stone cliff and say it landed on it's feet. Like so:

''He leaped off the steep, tall cliff, landing on his paws.''

These things scare me. Just..like are people this..magical? Simba...Why? Why didn't you tell me you could FLY?!? Dx That's what I think. But, Lions. Can't. Fly. Learn it people. LEARN.

[Okami-Shiranui]

simba offcl: can i join ur rp
Me: ... you're an illiterate LION. Eheheh. No.
Ume: Don't you see we're all wolves?
simba offcl: shut up

[Juralumin]

lol, one time I said Truth or Die by accident in a party chat but meant to say truth or dare to this person with a Liepard char and then this other person said Correction. Truth or Die when i said I MEANT TRUTH OR DARE! I also joined this group because this leader invited me while i played truth or dare and When the leader said Welcome I said, "IM A POKEMON TRAINER! o3o" Then later he was like "Chiyo," Cause i was on my Chiyo F PKMT Char, Me: "What?" Him: "Choose a rank." Me: IM A POKEMON TRAINER DX Him: THERE ARE NO POKEMON TRAINERS! Me: THERE ARE IN MY WORLD! then a while later i said, "IMA BE A SPACE ROCK!" and i left and made a space rock XD FEAR THE SPACE ROCK POWERS *levitates* lol               

[bluesnow26]

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Wow XD
FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME.
I was in Bonfire. (As Always)
And there was a wolf, Claws--Claws? I don't know what kind of name is Claws...-- was being beaten up by stallions.
One of the Stallions were like, "jumps 12 feet in the air and comes down on the wolf breaking some limbs"
Unless this is Super Horse......ijust.
"Grabs wolf and throws it on sand"
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"Takes wolf and sends it high and flying"
HORSES DON'T HAVE THUMBS. -WavesHumanThumbs-
And this went on and on until a stallion said:
"Hey, you should be dead by now, wolves aren't that strong."
I died laughing.
I replied to it,
"Hey, horses can't grab things. They aren't that strong either. So you're both even!!!"
But they ignored me lol
[Long story Gaiz, stick with meh]
And then I stalked the herd X'3
I hid in a bush, and a pup was sitting next to it, so I was like, "IM A TALKING BUSH O3O"
The pup, "Hi, talking bush! I'm gonna cuddle me some ponies o3o"
Me, "O3O -Follows-"
I curled up in some horse's lap(cause they apwere laying down) and the pup did the same XP
It was a good day o3o

[nicekind]

(I was sitting somewhere in Bonfire and this was happening)
Wolf1: Can we be mates
wolf2: Umm do I know you?
wolf1: Please say yes!
wolf2: No! Go away!
wolf1: Ahh you will get banned my dad made FH and I will tell him!!!
wolf2:-poof-
wolf1:-went to annoy other wolves-

[amber321]

I was just hanging in Ficho and these two random people were doing random stuff and one dude named Dawn started saying stuff like vomits out rainbows and human arms it was funny thougj

[Okami-Shiranui]

Me: *to my friend* You are a peasant! Come hither!
Friend: NE=WWIRHEWOGQOI
Random person: kills hit no miss. ur so meen calling ppl peasants
Me: ... I called my FRIEND a peasant. e3e

[Nemena]

For... The first time in my FH career, I was blocked for being 'too literate'.

I understand that my posts were extensive and long; my largest was well above 10 paragraphs-- I was simultaneously roleplaying with five different people, after all (I hate to leave people out-- as much as it aches my fingers)! A block for spamming would be completely warranted if it was detracting from their own roleplay.

But-...

"Too literate."

[Demonology]

(I was sitting somewhere in Bonfire and this was happening)
Wolf1: Can we be mates
wolf2: Umm do I know you?
wolf1: Please say yes!
wolf2: No! Go away!
wolf1: Ahh you will get banned my dad made FH and I will tell him!!!
wolf2:-poof-
wolf1:-went to annoy other wolves-

Wow xD

[Demonology]

There's this wolf on stone bridge right now, bright yellow with red mane, with a name of "Kopa m Lion". He's claiming to be Simba's kid, and trying to join this lion rp which won't accept him. So he starts randomly talking in the third person and just now said "I love you, Kopa m Lion."

xD

I see things like that all the time at Bonfire XD