The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[DejiruM0n-D]

I just saw people with a TV,a Wii,a laptop and XBOX

One of them said,TV play DORA THE COCAINE EXPLORER!
and lots of crazy things I can't remember,they were so fast....

[greenart6]

Ooh, recently I did this in general:

Me: (general chat) What if.... StoneBridge is really a mod in disguise?
Other people: -gasp-
Me: *disconnects and quickly makes a character named StoneBridge*
Me: *lays on stongebridge*
Person: (forgot name) -jumps on stonebridge-
Me: I am going to report you for jumping on me! -turns into a mod- For you see, tis I'm a mod.
Person: I'm still going to sit on you.
Me: *puts rage emote on and put head on her face* Am now in the process of eating your face.
Person: *OMG emote*
Me: Your head was successfully eaten. Goodbye. *comes back after a few seconds and does the same*

And now someone has me doing that as their avatar. :3

[Okami-Shiranui]

Person: -Walking by a group of ugly wolves-
Wolf 1: STOP
Person: ?
Wolf 2: alfa shud we get it
Wolf 1: ya
Wolf 2: OKAY BITES NECK CAN FEEL BONES CRUNCHING IN MOUTH NO MISS

[Crystal72]

One time... *epic flashback*

Me: *eats general and all of the GUI*
Me: Press Tab to see what I did!
Guy: YOU ARE INSTANTLY GOING ON MY HATE LIST!
Me: *throws up GUI*
Guy2: EEEEEW
Me: Trolololol

Uh so... Um, yeah.

[Vysena]

Oh boy, where do I start? Once in Bonfire, I saw deer punching people in their faces. I also saw animals 'grabbing' knives and swords and stuff. xD I dunno whats going on, but I was confused.

~BlueCrisis

[greenart6]

Oh boy, where do I start? Once in Bonfire, I saw deer punching people in their faces. I also saw animals 'grabbing' knives and swords and stuff. xD I dunno whats going on, but I was confused.

~BlueCrisis

Deer punching people.. heh heh... -hides boxing gloves-

[Crystal72]

Oh boy, where do I start? Once in Bonfire, I saw deer punching people in their faces. I also saw animals 'grabbing' knives and swords and stuff. xD I dunno whats going on, but I was confused.

~BlueCrisis

Deer punching people.. heh heh... -hides boxing gloves-

Heh, heh, ridiculous, isn't it? *whistles nervously with paws behind back*

[greenart6]

Today, I was in a dog rp group and I was typing something while someone else was so I didn't see their post and so this happened:

Flower F Corgi: *says something about being the smallest while I'm still typing-
Me: The pup shivered as she yawned. Being the runt in a litter of rat terriers, she was tinier then everyone. She shivered again.
Flower F Corgi: "She was tinier then everyone* Dixie can't you read?!
Me: Sorry. -hides head under pillow and suffocates to death-
Other members: O_O
Me: btw I'm going through a stressful period in rl so 'll be killing myself a lot.
Other members: LOL
Me: *quits group*

This isn't stupid, but whenever stuff likes this happens I really do feel like the most horrible person in the world and I just wanna suffocate! D: I am very accident-prone and stuff and feel so horrible when I make mistakes...

[sydpid110]

I was in the Ficho Tunnels today, and I saw a person that called themselves "Nutella", like the peanut butter stuff. Then a person went up to them and told them: "The last time I ate Nutella I threw up." and then the person named Nutella was horrified. It was pretty funny...

[Juralumin]

Once I make my Sora Lion char Ima destroy people with ma Keyblade XD