The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[XxCitrusPuppyxX]

ikr, tht was my reply.

[SilverTW]

ikr, tht was my reply.

Yep

[XxCitrusPuppyxX]

:3

[Madarao]

Well, I guess I can contribute a bit.

I was RPing with my small clan-- we were in Fluorite Plains and in a valley like area. On the mountain above us, there was a wolf family (I guess) that was also supposedly RPing. So we end the day for the clan-- and I go out to hunt. But when I come back-- our leader is gone. So I ask my clan where he went off to. She replied by telling me she didn't know and maybe we should look for him. Immediately, we went over the mountain to start our search, but only to find he was there with a little wolf pup. Her parents were away hunting I guess? The rest of the conversation went something like this:

Me: "... Excuse me, what is our leader doing up here? May I ask?"

Little Wolf: "hes mine now go away"

Clan Mate: "Huh?"

Little Wolf: "hes my mate so go away be4 i rip ur faces off"

Me and Clan Mate: "Excuse me?"

Little Wolf: *dashes at clan mate and rips leg off with teeth* go away!"

Leader: "I'm leaving.."

Clan Mate: "Let's just get out of here."

Little Wolf: *bolts leader to the ground* "NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE UR MINE LEADER, THUR IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE UR MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!11!11!1!"

Me: "Ignore her, let's go."

Leader and Clan Mate: "Yeah."

Little Wolf: *rips every1 2 shreds & sets them on fire* -Logs Off-

Added note: She came back on about five minutes later, and did the same thing. Only harassing my clan mate to death. We ended up moving to a new territory in the end. :/

I don't know what the heck happened here. It was just...

wat.

[XxCitrusPuppyxX]

LOL

[Wolfie_Lover]

Well, I guess I can contribute a bit.

I was RPing with my small clan-- we were in Fluorite Plains and in a valley like area. On the mountain above us, there was a wolf family (I guess) that was also supposedly RPing. So we end the day for the clan-- and I go out to hunt. But when I come back-- our leader is gone. So I ask my clan where he went off to. She replied by telling me she didn't know and maybe we should look for him. Immediately, we went over the mountain to start our search, but only to find he was there with a little wolf pup. Her parents were away hunting I guess? The rest of the conversation went something like this:

Me: "... Excuse me, what is our leader doing up here? May I ask?"

Little Wolf: "hes mine now go away"

Clan Mate: "Huh?"

Little Wolf: "hes my mate so go away be4 i rip ur faces off"

Me and Clan Mate: "Excuse me?"

Little Wolf: *dashes at clan mate and rips leg off with teeth* go away!"

Leader: "I'm leaving.."

Clan Mate: "Let's just get out of here."

Little Wolf: *bolts leader to the ground* "NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE UR MINE LEADER, THUR IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE UR MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!11!11!1!"

Me: "Ignore her, let's go."

Leader and Clan Mate: "Yeah."

Little Wolf: *rips every1 2 shreds & sets them on fire* -Logs Off-

Added note: She came back on about five minutes later, and did the same thing. Only harassing my clan mate to death. We ended up moving to a new territory in the end. :/

I don't know what the heck happened here. It was just...

wat.

That happened to me once. Well, something like that.

Ok, me and my friend was derping around. And this happened:
(I was Me, and she was Justie)

Me: "So... Um... Wut you wants to do?"
Justie: Yo mama!
Me: LOL!
Justie: *Bolts Me down*
Me: Let me go!
Justie: *Humps Me*
Me: Wait... WUT?! We's both girls!
Justie: o3o Trolololol!
Me: *Bites screws out of pelt and runs away*
Justie: *Is supah ningah*
Me: OMIGAWD!
Justie: Eeyup.
~~~~ Moments later: Awkward silence
Me: It got quiet.
Justie: *Humps again*
Me: GET OFF!
Justie: Nope. *Has babes*
Me: o3o *Kisses*
Justie: *Rolls around* GET THE COOTIES OFF! Get them off! *Rubs face untill face rips off*
Me: o.o *Logs Off*

[Aweu]

I was at Bonfire on the cliff. Here is the conversation:
Random Person: hey
Me: Hai
Random Person: wut does hai mean?
Me: It's Hi just with a cool twist to it..
Random Person: o, want to see me do a cannibal?
Me: A what? o.O
Random Person: a cannibal
Random Person2: It's cannonball you dummy
Me: Oh... Sure, but there isn't any water below us..
Random Person: ... so, it's not like I'll get hurt...
Me: Okay then, do your cannonball...
He/she... THEY jumped off the cliff and pretened they did a cannonbal, I clapped... And walked away confused, I didn't even know what just happened. And for some strange reason, I felt sad after that. x3

[SilverTW]

I was at Bonfire on the cliff. Here is the conversation:
Random Person: hey
Me: Hai
Random Person: wut does hai mean?
Me: It's Hi just with a cool twist to it..
Random Person: o, want to see me do a cannibal?
Me: A what? o.O
Random Person: a cannibal
Random Person2: It's cannonball you dummy
Me: Oh... Sure, but there isn't any water below us..
Random Person: ... so, it's not like I'll get hurt...
Me: Okay then, do your cannonball...
He/she... THEY jumped off the cliff and pretened they did a cannonbal, I clapped... And walked away confused, I didn't even know what just happened. And for some strange reason, I felt sad after that. x3

XD

[bone]

Well, I guess I can contribute a bit.

I was RPing with my small clan-- we were in Fluorite Plains and in a valley like area. On the mountain above us, there was a wolf family (I guess) that was also supposedly RPing. So we end the day for the clan-- and I go out to hunt. But when I come back-- our leader is gone. So I ask my clan where he went off to. She replied by telling me she didn't know and maybe we should look for him. Immediately, we went over the mountain to start our search, but only to find he was there with a little wolf pup. Her parents were away hunting I guess? The rest of the conversation went something like this:

Me: "... Excuse me, what is our leader doing up here? May I ask?"

Little Wolf: "hes mine now go away"

Clan Mate: "Huh?"

Little Wolf: "hes my mate so go away be4 i rip ur faces off"

Me and Clan Mate: "Excuse me?"

Little Wolf: *dashes at clan mate and rips leg off with teeth* go away!"

Leader: "I'm leaving.."

Clan Mate: "Let's just get out of here."

Little Wolf: *bolts leader to the ground* "NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE UR MINE LEADER, THUR IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE UR MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!11!11!1!"

Me: "Ignore her, let's go."

Leader and Clan Mate: "Yeah."

Little Wolf: *rips every1 2 shreds & sets them on fire* -Logs Off-

Added note: She came back on about five minutes later, and did the same thing. Only harassing my clan mate to death. We ended up moving to a new territory in the end. :/

I don't know what the heck happened here. It was just...

wat.

Lol powerplay and posesive much?

[Okami-Shiranui]

Me: Literate and mapped wolf rp!!
Person: lawlz aruba can i join ur pack
Me: Um... this is LITERATE.
Person: wutz a literate
Me: Ajushfuihgeuwg

Same rp.

Me: Literate and mapped wolf rp at the Cape portal!
Person: *in whisper* lol ok where r u?
Me: Uh... Cape portal.
Person: lol k im comn and ur mapless right
Me: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!! >:U