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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #390 on: November 18, 2012, 12:39:29 am »
This happened yesterday...
Me: Hey! We meet again!
Friend: What, do I know you.
Me: Dude Im on ur friend list!
Friend: No your not.
Me: Check it.
Friend: OMG! Um Hi!
Me: Yeh, hi
Friend: Never speak of this to anyone!
Me: Nah, im putting it on the forum.
Friend: o_0
Me: :p Thats what ya get!


Weird...


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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #391 on: November 18, 2012, 03:41:05 am »
I have another one! My friend and I were hanging out on AI, as Sha's. (If you have no clue, look in the species section)

Okay, we were just derping around somewhat Role Playing when this random person sat next to us. They had 'Sha' in their name but the funny thing was, it was spelled, "shas of warriors' -_-

Me (In whisper): Who are you
'Shas': -No response
My friend (In group): Go away random person!
Me (In group): Yeah!
'Shas' (In local): FEAR OF THE DARKNESS!!!FEAR OF THE DARKNESS!!
Us in group: 0_0
My friend and I poofed to the top of AI, and saw that that person was climbing up. We both agreed to go to the farthest corners of Last cave. I hate it when people copy and or sit next to you randomly and don't explain who they are. -_-
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #392 on: November 18, 2012, 05:42:37 pm »
Alright so this happened to me a few days ago. I was quite bored until I noticed a friendly dot on my map, so I decided to have a lil chat with my friend, who was after her rp. This is how it turned out.

Me: Hey there! Whats up?
Friend: I just traumatized a vegetarian wolf that loved bunnies by eating a bunny in front of her and skinning it, throwing the rabbit pelt on her face.
Me: Oh.. O_o
Friend: Yeah, I was terribly bored during da rp so...
Me: Oh, remind me not to rp with you when you're bored..
Friend: Sure thing!


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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #393 on: November 18, 2012, 08:38:02 pm »
XD

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #394 on: November 19, 2012, 01:45:35 am »
I was in Atlantis. I love spelling errors:

"I am a... Snack Woof"

He meant to say snake wolf
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You must choose your way to see the fire within someone
You must look deep and look at the good or bad

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #395 on: November 19, 2012, 09:38:52 pm »
I lawled....


Random person: -Sits on me- UR TO FATTTTT
Me: A B C D E F G, Get your fot @$$ Off of me.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #396 on: November 20, 2012, 04:22:25 am »
Alright so this happened to me a few days ago. I was quite bored until I noticed a friendly dot on my map, so I decided to have a lil chat with my friend, who was after her rp. This is how it turned out.

Me: Hey there! Whats up?
Friend: I just traumatized a vegetarian wolf that loved bunnies by eating a bunny in front of her and skinning it, throwing the rabbit pelt on her face.
Me: Oh.. O_o
Friend: Yeah, I was terribly bored during da rp so...
Me: Oh, remind me not to rp with you when you're bored..
Friend: Sure thing!

LOL, sounds like something I would do.
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #397 on: November 20, 2012, 01:48:51 pm »
Oh I got some more, maybe those too will brighten someone's day like those did for me.

So a friend of mine commenting on her dire wolf char.
"Dire wolf + Rage = One huge angry raging furball."

Another friend of mine talking about the most random stuff. I don't even know how we managed to come into technology in Fh.. all was to do with our rp so hah here it is.
"If only we had that kind of technology.
Though the most high-tech thing we have is a bone.."

This one really did make me laugh.
Friend 1: My character doesn't sleep too much. In fact he doesn't sleep at all.
Friend 2: You know you have to sleep! That's how it works.
Friend 3: He'll sleep when he's dead thats how cool he is.

I hope you'd like them as much as I liked reading 'all' the above posts.


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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #398 on: November 21, 2012, 12:14:47 am »
I was in a family rp as a pup. The father had gone offline, and the mother had gone hunting for a moment. So, my sister challenged me to a fight, and my character made some mocking remark about her only being a girl pup. This was where it got amusing.

Me: "Hah, you're just a giiirl pup."
Sister: Come on, youve known me long enough to know that i can take down an elk -scowls-
Me: Uhh...elk are about 50 times bigger and heavier than us O.O))
Sister: Oh yeah sorry, i forgot we weren't teens yet XD))
Me: Actually...it takes adult wolves to take down an elk. Multiple ones. :I))

She didn't believe me. Lolz ensued.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #399 on: November 22, 2012, 02:17:05 am »
It is now time for Bonfire quotes!:
~ My carcass has expired
~Pewds don't believe the barrel!
~ The rock is alive!
~Rock poops out black and white unborn cub
~This is a little weird
(Well now, why would bonfire be wierd?)
~I wanna be Mr.Chain
~I don't have a tail! It's poop coming out of my butt.

Join us next time for more Bonfire quotes!

(((Notice! All quotes are written with correct grammar and extra punctuation. For real experience, go visit bonfire yourself)))
Fire blazes within all of us,
Elegant and mesmerizing,
Yet destructive and menacing                                        
You must choose your way to see the fire within someone
You must look deep and look at the good or bad