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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #500 on: December 26, 2012, 06:32:05 am »
This was a whole series of stupid things happening in one group.
I had just joined(it was an assassin group, that's important), and the alphas announced we were going to Sky's Rim. So we set off, and naturally when I got to Ascension I started right away. This is when things started getting dumb.

Most of us started, and then after a few minutes the female alpha told everyone we had to come down to the bottom because we were going to race. We obliged, begrudgingly.

Then we started again. I was three rings from the top when the female alpha announced a member who had been away had come back, and we were to come back down yet again to give her a fair chance. We all refused this time, resulting in her throwing a hissy fit. (She herself failed the climb so many times she gave up)

But I and another member reached the top, and were helping another member find her way up. Then a random person also got to the top, and I thought I would congratulate them. Then the male alpha tells me not to speak in Local. I explained that I was talking to someone outside of the group, and he said that wasn't allowed.

He then went on a rant that assassins killed people, they didn't talk to them. I asked him if he knew the difference between IC and OOC, and that's when he had his turn for the hissy fit. He jumped to the bottom, and ordered everyone else to do so as well, and set our homes down there too.


It was at this point that I left the group. Some people, jeez O_O

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #501 on: December 28, 2012, 05:26:47 pm »
My reply to all of these powerplayers and godmodders. (by the way, I'm unsure if it's godmoders or godmodders)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj5OOGqM7YE and facepalm right after.

Also!

Legend: RH: random horse, W: wolf, NM: no miss

Me: -chilling, with my wolf! pack at the +-
Some horses arrive too.
Random horse, leader probably: get out wolfs! we live here so u shouldnt be here!
My pack starts growling and threatening the horses.
Me: -trying to be civilized- Hey! Why don't we talk about this instead of fighting?
None of them listen, they charge!
RH: -tears flesh out of wolfs neck and snaps te neck, killing it nm-
W: -bites into horses neck and kills nm-
W: -throws guts to oter horses- theres more were that came from!
Me: ._. Seriously, guys? -talking in group chat to all fighting wolves-
W's: (my name), we have to spill horse blod over our hill tonight!!!!!!!

WEIRD STUFF

RH: -starts glowing black, horn appears as well as big bat wings-
Me: :X
W: -glows as well, starts to breath fire on the horses, turning one into dust-
RH: -slices wolf in half with wing and stomps on guts-
Me: ._.
W: -kills all horses with fire breath NM-
RH: -comes back to life, kills all wolfs NM-


That's when I left the group secretly and ran away. It might be a dumb story, but sadly that's all I remember.

:a what a fooke:

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #502 on: December 29, 2012, 05:07:59 am »
I have a lot of weird and random things happen to me on Feral Heart, and I often ask, "Why do dumb people bother ME?"

One time, I was RP-ing with my friend and some random people just walked up to us and were like *kills* and *eats soul* ._. I was saying, "Dudes, go away. We're RP-ing." and they were telling me "no" and I (being me) went on about how they were PowerPlaying and not Roleplaying correctly and they tried to tell me they had just started the game and I was like "oh, alright then." Then they started going on about how they had actually joined like 2 years ago or something and the dude was like, "I just lie about when I joined so people will talk to me," I was like, "0.0 ._. Okay then..." That was annoying...

My friend and I were in party once and she had a puppy (it was fake; imaginary) and we were derping and I said *Throws puppy in fire* :D And she was so mad after that... She ended up yelling at me and I was saying "It's just a game.." and she told me, "You're a game!" and left the party. ._. I was just like "...whatever >.>" *Goes along and RPs and starts minding my own buisness*

I was at Stone Bridge once and I was advertising with my pack and someone yelled in caps, "(insert whatever the lion's name was here) LOOKS LIKE POOP!" So of course, being the curious people I am, I F3-ed the person and...
They were right ._. The lion looked like poop... And that's when I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants...
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #503 on: December 29, 2012, 05:21:23 am »
I just remembered something xD

My pack was sitting around Christmas Eve and we were all hanging out and goofing off and someone (they were in the pack too xD) randomly went over to my friend and said, "FOR NARNIA! *Jumps on*" (something along those lines). And my other friend came over and started doing it too and I was like xD Dudes I fit in this pack so well xDD
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #504 on: December 29, 2012, 05:35:34 am »
HurrHurr, reading through these is making me remember xD (sorry for being annoying x3)

I was F3ing and ran into a neon warrior cat named SparkleButt xD

I was in Fluorite with my Clan (AGES ago) and some random neon wolf came up to us and said, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES? THEY ARE PINK WITH POLKA DOTS!" I was like o3o "what?" and they were like, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES?" And they just kept asking over and over until they left and then came back and kept doing it... >.> I laughed so hard though xD
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #505 on: December 29, 2012, 06:26:38 pm »
Me: -Randomly sitting-
Person: lets rp
Me: Okay.
Person: do u like 1d?
Me: No.
Person: U SHUD DIE. -Storms off-
Me: What.... just happened?

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #506 on: December 31, 2012, 05:51:59 am »
I had just joinedthis pack, and we were just hanging. THEN a sparkle wolf, who was neon green,blue,and pink came up to us.
Sp -sparklewolf

SP-HI HOW R U 2 DAY!?!?!?
Me- (trying not to be rude) I'm good.
Sp- CAN I JOIN UR PAK? AND BE UR ALPHA FEMALE?
Me- Well, My leader has a alpha female. And we only take literate people like me.




She went on caps rageing... Heres another one with a
random wolf  named brad m hot

Brad-hi will u b mi m8?
Me-Well...
BRAD- PLZ babe i wan 2 put u and i 2gether in the abcs!!!!!!!!!
Me- No need when n and o are arleady together.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #507 on: December 31, 2012, 11:13:13 am »
People that do the sexual things are majority furry linked. XD

But I have a weird story. When I was sitting around on my cat character, some random wolf whispered me saying, "Will you be my alpha female for my pack?" Keep in mind that I was on my male cat character, and a wolf was asking.

I'm tired now. XD


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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #508 on: December 31, 2012, 01:46:03 pm »
-facepalm-I tottally hit the bottom yesterday.

There was my dragon roleplaying group,and we were only three,so I was trying to get more members.I saw this fire dragon,made with presets,and he was very unrealistic.But we were desesperated,and because I was the leader,I had to recruit him.

Me:-flies over to dragon-Mmmm...Pretty nice presets :D
Dragon-Thanks.
Me:Would you like to join our group........Handsome ;]

No he didn't join.But a ton of other dragons appeared and joined my group.And I didn't embarrasse myself for nothing.
Nope. Get out. Get. Out. Move ya tail out of my cave. I told you. A million times. And you took it any way. Lemme put it in a way you might understand. THUNDERPUNCH!

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #509 on: December 31, 2012, 01:52:56 pm »
Okay this happen at school

-Friend eats chocolate and I go up to her-
Me: Hey.. What is that?
Jenny: Chocolate
Me:Uh huh how do you spell chocolate..?
Jenny:G....
Me:-Go to the back of the line and I was cracking up-