The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[bluesnow26]

So,we were doing a pokemon rp.We were derping around,waiting for a friend of our.Then this trainer wants to battle.Our Mewtwo kicks his ass.Then he jumpsand runs away,saying "I SHALL RULE AGAIN!".Then,oooh boy,just keep reading.
Me:"Well,that was random"
Mewtwo:Yeah....
Zekrom:POPCORN SHALL RULE AGAIN!
Me:O.O
Charizard(My best friend,u remember?):Hey Drago.
Me:Char..Did you got caught?
Reshiram:FOR PANCAKES!
Char:In what?
Keldeo:THIS IS A COOKIE!
Me:The madness desiase.
Mewtwo:Hey guys.You know what?
Me\Char:What?
Mewtwo:ALL YOUR WALMART ARE BELONG TO US!
Char:Dang!Let's Rock n roll outtta here!-puts sunglasses on-
Me:But before...-puts sunglasses-PLAY EM OFF KEYBOARD CAT!

... I have no idea what I just read.

[Lunar Rush]

So,we were doing a pokemon rp.We were derping around,waiting for a friend of our.Then this trainer wants to battle.Our Mewtwo kicks his ass.Then he jumpsand runs away,saying "I SHALL RULE AGAIN!".Then,oooh boy,just keep reading.
Me:"Well,that was random"
Mewtwo:Yeah....
Zekrom:POPCORN SHALL RULE AGAIN!
Me:O.O
Charizard(My best friend,u remember?):Hey Drago.
Me:Char..Did you got caught?
Reshiram:FOR PANCAKES!
Char:In what?
Keldeo:THIS IS A COOKIE!
Me:The madness desiase.
Mewtwo:Hey guys.You know what?
Me\Char:What?
Mewtwo:ALL YOUR WALMART ARE BELONG TO US!
Char:Dang!Let's Rock n roll outtta here!-puts sunglasses on-
Me:But before...-puts sunglasses-PLAY EM OFF KEYBOARD CAT!

... I have no idea what I just read.

That's the whole point of this thread.
You should know these stuffs by nahow.

nahreallyjustkidding

[Okami-Shiranui]

Me: -Sitting- Hello, lion.
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: ... I'm not a Pokemon. Go away please. C:
Pokemon: STFU
Me: Whoa. e3e Have a problem with me sitting here, buddy?
Pokemon: USES BITE HIT NO MISS
Me: Please stop. -Walking. They are following me everywhere-
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: Stop. Seriously. What part of "I am a Pokemon" do you not understand?
Pokemon: U INSULTED ME
Me: Really? Tell me what I said.
Pokemon: U CALLD ME A LION. IM A POKEMON YOU *Insert naughty language here*
Me: You do know I just took a screenshot, and can report you for that?
Pokemon: SHUT UP. I AM FRENDS WITH THE MAKERS OF THIS GAME AND THAY WUD NEVER BAN ME
Me: Well, you obviously are not since there is only one creator of Feral-Heart, and that's Kovu. C: Mods and Admins are a different deal.
Pokemon: NUH UH. IM BLOCKING U.
Me: Fine with me. Maybe I can get some peace and quiet.

[bluesnow26]

Me: -Sitting- Hello, lion.
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: ... I'm not a Pokemon. Go away please. C:
Pokemon: STFU
Me: Whoa. e3e Have a problem with me sitting here, buddy?
Pokemon: USES BITE HIT NO MISS
Me: Please stop. -Walking. They are following me everywhere-
Pokemon: USES FURY SWIPES HIT NO MISS
Me: Stop. Seriously. What part of "I am a Pokemon" do you not understand?
Pokemon: U INSULTED ME
Me: Really? Tell me what I said.
Pokemon: U CALLD ME A LION. IM A POKEMON YOU *Insert naughty language here*
Me: You do know I just took a screenshot, and can report you for that?
Pokemon: SHUT UP. I AM FRENDS WITH THE MAKERS OF THIS GAME AND THAY WUD NEVER BAN ME
Me: Well, you obviously are not since there is only one creator of Feral-Heart, and that's Kovu. C: Mods and Admins are a different deal.
Pokemon: NUH UH. IM BLOCKING U.
Me: Fine with me. Maybe I can get some peace and quiet.

.3. Annoying, but entertaining XD

[catloversjt]

Right now, I'm chillin' with my pack and our allies, and some warrior cat came by and went, -walks into rock- 'watch were you goin you butt!' and I was like, 'o3o...'

[Wolfie_Lover]

Right now, I'm chillin' with my pack and our allies, and some warrior cat came by and went, -walks into rock- 'watch were you goin you butt!' and I was like, 'o3o...'

Random. XD

I was RPing in my PewDiePie Rp as CutiePie, and then a 'Cat' named Hollyleaf started singing "Ko Ki Ko" (The older version of Po Pi Po.) I just sat there, until they poofed off into a burritor flavoured hamster named Taco. XD

[shootmedown]

When I made an emo-looking wolf... white with black scars, mane, tailtip, and markings. Used contracted eyes and made them white. Made the wolf small and named it... "Adoption Center." xD Then I just went to Bonfire and sat and waited fer cubbies and puppies to come along. O.o

[alexterri]

I  wish I could think up some If I find some I will let you all know!

[Wolfie_Lover]

I was listening to something weird, but it was looped so I was cool with it. Anyway, I kept rping a character's death, randomly in the middle of Bonfire; with now rp crap there. >.<
Then started cussing to the water, as my character's ghost.

I am an idiot sometimes.

[puppy 12]

I was chillin' with my buddy in Bonfire, and he suddenly, said he hated Minecraft... So I was like D:, said brb, logged off. Went on create a charrie, and made Steve of Minecraft, naming him "Steve Minecraft." Then when I logged back on a met with my friend, he ran away... And I chase him all the way to Skys rim xD