The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[rustheart]

Ohhh ok that makes sense.
I got another weird story to tell,

I saw one person that I think was trying to get Red to be his mate or something even though he was a tiny green wolf who's name was Creeper, which matched him perfectly.  It went something like this,
<Wolfstar[me]> Oh look I have found the rare Red!
Red walks passed people and they start babbling about him and stuff.  This little green wolf walks right behind him.
<Creeper> I am your biggest fan and I'll follow you until you love me!
<Red> That didn't sound sexual at all.
I almost fell out of my chair laughing.  Red lays down by the river at SB and puts on some kind of sleeping emote.  Creeper starts doing a dance beside him.  I leave FeralHeart because I had to do something and when I came back on well...
<Wolfstar> You are still here!
<Creeper> Yup!
<Wolfstar> It has been a whole half a hour!  Why can't just leave Red alone?
Then Creeper starts singing that song again and I leave.

[bluesnow26]

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Uhm... I've seen people obsessed... But not THIS obsessed LOL

[Wolfie_Lover]

Every time I get on Iggy, Black, an online friend, and Blaze, another online friend, make me explode and ruin my "house", via General of Fluorite. -Iggysnicker-
I'm currently trying to ban them from my home altogether.

[hugrf2]

WARNING: Very, very weird. ;w;

I once saw in general this, not exactly, can't quote it because it was a long time ago. Seen at flourite.

Buttse* at (Location, forgot)! GA*S ONLY!

It was a lot longer of a line though. And I was like "0_0 WTH" little kids play this game!
WHATS WRONG WITH CHU! >:U I must say, that is pretty weird... I mean, come on. BUTT. You know what. *Shudder* I'mma keep my memories and real thoughts to myself, though... The other ones...

Also, I saw a guy screaming the N word in general in Flourite. *Scarred* 10 year olds play this game... *shudder* pretty stupid when you know MODS are watching you. Kiddies shouldn't know that word! *Covers kids ears* ;w;
What happened to Flourite...
P.S. Sorry if this is a bit off-topic.

[rustheart]

The N word?  Ummm I don't know that one but have I a feeling a don't want to know.

[WhiteLightHeart]

WARNING: Very, very weird. ;w;

I once saw in general this, not exactly, can't quote it because it was a long time ago. Seen at flourite.

Buttse* at (Location, forgot)! GA*S ONLY!

It was a lot longer of a line though. And I was like "0_0 WTH" little kids play this game!
WHATS WRONG WITH CHU! >:U I must say, that is pretty weird... I mean, come on. BUTT. You know what. *Shudder* I'mma keep my memories and real thoughts to myself, though... The other ones...

Also, I saw a guy screaming the N word in general in Flourite. *Scarred* 10 year olds play this game... *shudder* pretty stupid when you know MODS are watching you. Kiddies shouldn't know that word! *Covers kids ears* ;w;
What happened to Flourite...
P.S. Sorry if this is a bit off-topic.

Ugh... Those both sound awful, and frankly, they're both worthy of being reported, had it not been so long ago. If you ever see that kind of thing, definitely mash your screenshot button and PM those to a moderator.
That is just unintelligent of them to do all of that, though. I'm sorry you had to see that, floof. .-. Crazy derps.

[Definition]

well my friend told me a joke that went like this:

what did the robot say 2 the centipede??
stop being a centipede!

[WhiteLightHeart]

well my friend told me a joke that went like this:

what did the robot say 2 the centipede??
stop being a centipede!

I--

Okay. XD That works. It's like an anti-joke~

[Wolfie_Lover]

*Le cough*

When one of my Hetalia group members, Brazil, lost connection, I was waiting for her to return, last night. And so this happened. (I'm Iggy. o3o)

Group
<England FBH> You know you find me unresistable.
<Brazil> I know, Iggy.
<England FBH> Oh, I know you know, I just want you to say it.
<Brazil> Oh look, an illiterate has come into our conversation.
Local
<Wolf> sits on england fbh n ates pi
<England FBH> Right...
<Brazil> England, guess what!
<England FBH> Huh? What's that, girl? You wanna go to the movies with me? Ok! Let's go! *Starts to run off to the Cinema*
<Brazil> ._. Not exactly what I had in mind, but good enough.

[Juralumin]

Well... a few months ago I was on my Shiny Eevee character and these people were like, "Eevees are gray! You got it wrong!" or " Change your character! Eevees are not beige." Have these people ever seen a REAL shiny Eevee? No, they havent! They just looked at the fan art and came to the conclusion that shiny Eevees are gray. But anyways, I don't like to argue about stuffs like this.