1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[WanderingEvil]

LoL

4. Steal everything in walmart or kmart (Maybe get kicked or go to jail)

5. Do something real to people (Kicked Out)

6. Bad talk to your boss (You get kicked and Fired)

7. Trash the place (Kicked Out)

[Ritsuka]

*shot a man* GAH NO!

[WanderingEvil]

Rated Check

8. Shot someone in walmart or kmart (Kicked Out or Go to jail)

[Shiro]

New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."

Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:

FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.

[kaityk55]

Moon the manager and run around screaming while telling little kids something that would make them scream along with you.

[Devilish_Angel]

Take a waffle and start screaming "I FOUND A WAFFLE" while waving it furiously in your hand.

-ducks at sight of flying log-

[Kenta Uzumaki]

Throw a cake at a Walmart Worker, then do it another time to a different person.

[Devon]

Walk into wal-mart, get a bottle of glue, and then get birthday cake letters. Walk into the bathroom and quickly glue: "K-mart rocks." And then run out yelling like a maniac and kick yourself out by running out the door to K-mart.

[Athena]

Roll across the floor and  throw marshmallows at people

[Dawn]

walk into walmart and start screaming "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"