1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Cecilia~]

Sit on conveyer belt thingy that's at the checkout and fart on it

[wolfgirl56]

Sing the most annoying song at the loudest tone of voice you can do.

[SoaringAway]

Insist that everything needs more cowbell and shout out "Bring out the trumpets," as you get out your own trumpet and play it along the aisles.

Bonus points if you can match the trumpet playing anytime a cashier takes something and scans it. 

[Zaroque]

Smoke bombs anyone?

[LasVagas]

I haveno idea what a walmart is, im guessing its a super market.

I would open all the cans of beer and drain them on the floor.

[copper4me]

yeah Walmart is a big store :3

But anyways

Step one: go to the TV section

step two: turn on your favorite channel

step three: get a couch

step four: get soda

step five: POUR THE SODA

Step six: Shout: "THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAA"

the end

[Zaroque]

^Or.

You could go to the game-section and continually shout 'This is Spartaaaah', holding the 'Sparta' movie.

[SL138197]

Get a long red glow stick, dim the lights, put a cloak and helm on, then light the stick, cover your mouth and run around breathing like Darth vador!!! LOL

[inuyasha1086]

New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."

Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:

FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.

The return of Walmart-crashing-cosplayers. Sorry to copy, but I couldn't help it lD

Same news reporter: "Another Walmart cosply incident! This time, a young girl ran around in Edward Elric cosplay smashing 'Twighlight' merchandise. Being chased out of the store, she yelled slanderous comments about Stephanie Meyer's famed series. Once again, no injuries, but several CDs and books will need to be replaced.

Also: Find a box of cookies, goldfish, and superglue. Combine and toss. >:3

Could help myself

SAME news reporter: "Yet another wal-mart cosplay incident. The time, a girl about age 12 ran around in a Rena Ryuugu costume with a boy, age 12 also, dressed as Keichii Maebara, and began using a real cleaver and the boy a real bat to injure people! They did not kill any people who screamed, 'ITS THE HINAMIZAWA SYNDROME! RUN!" and raced off. They are now being taken into custody. Seven fatalities occured.

Me: *watching news* o.o'' *was one of the people who screamed and raced out* Poor Rena-chan. Nipah~

News report: There was yet ANOTHER cosplay event. Outside we have every kingdom hearts and final fantasy character chasing after Axel and inside is a pokemon battle with REAL pokemon. So far Pikachu is winning. Last but not least we have Chell fighting wheatley and GLaDOS being angry about being a potatoe tied to the portal gun. Oh it looks like we also have Alice with a knife, the Cheshire cat and the white rabbit fighting the card guards. This event destroyed wallmart and all cosplayers were taken into custody except for the kingdom hearts and final fantasy cosplayers who were innocently outside the building and weren't the cause of the destruction.
News report 2: This just in the reason for the explosion was because a portal gun was shot into space. We have a message from a secret witness.
Message: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! 8D

Reporter: Once again we have another cosplay incident, but since the last one completely destroyerd the walmart, the cosplayers have decided to move to K-Mart. Unfortunately the store is tiny and pathetic and we have a major fandom war going on to see who gets what areas! Oh! Sora just took out pikachu! And Sasuke comes and takes him out from behind. Here comes Axel, throwing himself into the fight and screaming at sasuke that he's supposed to be killing sora. And the Hetalia group is here it's... it's... Germany! run away! It's WW3! -runs away screaming-

[inuyasha1086]

Also 2 more ideas.

First:
1- Bring a pillowfull of mentos to Walmart.
2- Grab one of those plastic splash pools.
3- Go to the food area and take tons of 2 liter cokes and pour them into the pool.
4- Pour the entire pillowcase of mentos into the coke.
5- Run away screaming

Then:
1- Record every Target commercial you can find and put it on a DVD.
2- Walk into Walmart and grab a tube of superglue.
3- Put the DVD into the player hooked up to the TV and superglue the door shut.
4- Hook the player up so it plays on ALL of the tv's (if it isn't already)
5- Hit play