Press the red button!

[Raphilion]

Ten naked, drunk old men walk up and fart in your face +_+

Ok, Imma get out of here befo.... *Trips on gigantic red button and presses it*

[lolyayzwolves]

You have a dragon come outta nowhere then kill you.
Peace out before I trip on anything then hit the big red button!
*Trips on the air and falls on an invisible big red button*

[Cecilia~]

FFFFUUUU- You were just walking along and SOMEONE tripped over you and made you press a big red button..

But then an angry lion starts chasing you!

[River-White-Wolf]

((You have to press another button... I'll just assume you did.))
A giant evil flying taco bird named Fred flies out of nowhere and eats you!
*hits red button with a sledgehammer and wonders why it didn't break*

[lolyayzwolves]

A bunny comes out, you say "AWWW!" then it kills you and i say "Ha!" *Gets a bulldozer and hits a big red button* Yay!!!! su Shiny.....

[Raphilion]

Bulldozer blows up, with you in it.. End of story.
*Does the Kamikazi into red button*

[Wolfie_Lover]

>.< A flying icecream truck lands on you.

Hi, I would like... *Icecream truck tries to fly, but crashes on big red button* Oh... Great.

[Raphilion]

You get too much brain-freeze from all the ice-cream in the flying ice-cream truck and you fall into a coma.

*Does the typical cartoon standing up after a heavy object fell on my head, birds flying round and round my head... One of the birds gets dizzy and falls on red button.*

[Wolfie_Lover]

An emu tries to peck your eyes out.

*My turtle (somehow) falls onto big red button and bites it*

[Raphilion]

Big red button springs back up and your turtle flies onto your face and starts nomming on your eye-balls.

*Laughs so hard that I fall onto red button without realizing until too late*