Okay. So, I was Raid, my crazed, head hoarding wolf of BlackMetal. If you are in BM, you'd know Raid has a taste for cat. And so, three apprentices came up....
Me: OOHHH, Kittehs.))
Bladepaw: stupd wlf gt out of hear or we will teer u up to peeces.
Me: Dude.
Sunpaw: go bladepaw! kik wlf buttt!
Me: Is it just me or are you guys hungry too?
Le Random narrator: So, Raid was using legit (enough) literate posts as fighting them... But suddenly:
Puzzlepaw: im tha healer app so ima heal u blade -magically swings paws around blade and he revives-
Me: Oh, no! Are you gonna use your moron powers tp blast me?
Sunpaw: OMG BLADE I THOT I LOST YOU. THAT STUPED WLF KILLED YOU! OMG OMG OMG!
Bladepaw: *Grows fifty feet tall and smashes the wolf to peeces*
(That wasn't exactly, but still, pretty much it)
Puzzlepaw:WOOOO BLADE WOOOO ULL B THA LEADER WEN U GET OLDR WOOO
Me: The grammar on kids these days scares me.
Bladepaw: U DEAD DEAD WLFS NOT TLK. DUUHHH
Me: Don't you DUUHHHHHH me. (*Le starts godmodding for the fun of it now*)
Puzzlepaw: U GODMDDER! WHUT THE HACK! U CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S UNREALISTIC.
Me: .... *Le walks away as they still caps spam to themselves*