The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.

[ace13]

Ok here goes two stories... although I have gone through this like a hundred times lol:

STORY1: One day I was in Flourite as Lord Suragaha just peacefully roaming the plains when I suddenly stumbled on this little rock... Naturally I climbed up and got all cozy like you know head tucked in tail etc and well it would seem that I accidentally stepped into a lion prides territory. Out of no where about seven lions come running at me including one cub all with their fangs open shouting this is our territory get out or we will kill you. See now Lord Suragaha is a wise older wolf so I said hey guys (I emphasize the smiley face) How are you don't mind me I promise I wont bother you I just want to hang out here today... They disregard my kindness and continue snarling roaring etc and yelling get out so I sit up and I get mad but stay cool and I'm like "Guys look this is a public map on a free game this territory belongs to no one so just sod off or things will get ugly... I have every right to be here as you guys do leave me alone." They refused to leave me alone... they started running circles around my rock and then finally the GodModding started...(this might not be word for word but you get the idea)
The leader male lion: Eyes glow red and fire bursts out of his paws and body as muscles expand and grow
Me: O_o wtf popeye lion
The leader male lion: Throws paws into rock (that I was sitting on) and force makes wolf go flying into the sky
Me: (still on rock lying down on my back just chilling)
The leader male lion: Blasts a hot beam of molten lava into the sky at the wolf as it falls back down on rock and snaps spine
Me: at this point I'm just cracking up
The leader female lion: Grabs the wolf off the rock with such force his neck breaks and slams him into the ground
Cub1: Scratches out the wolfs eyes
The leader male lion: Body slams the wolf on the ground so his eyes pop out of his head and guts bust out
Random Lion: Rips the head off the wolf
The leader male lion: Muscles bulging rips the wolf in two and throws the guts everywhere
Then after all this... they rp ate my body 

STORY2:
Here I was as Lord Suragaha again just relaxing on the beach at Bonfire island chatting with some friends beside me and suddenly we get ambushed by a bunch of "horses" You know the wolf/horses of FeralHeart "Worses".
Well the horses start the whole this is our territory thing and we just tell them the usual this land belongs to everyone speech and well the lead stallion got so furious he started the attacked....
Black Stallion: Nostrils flare as his fury streams through his breath. He reared up on his muscular strong legs and kicked his legs forward warning the wolves Stay away from my mares! Rawr bleh
Fan girl Mare: omg kill those stupid wolves BlackStorm kill them I am preg with foals.
Black Stallion: Races forward and smashes his front hooves into all the wolves heads so hard that their skulls came out.
Tawny Mare: Bites one of the wolves ripping a huge chunk of meat out.
Summer Mare: Watches wolf bleed to death and attacks it again biting its under belly ripping the intestines out blood flying everywhere.
Black Stallion: Picks up one of the wolfs by the neck and slams his skull into the ground bursting out his organs.
...
Lets just say we ignored them and they continued running around us with growling faces and fangs out... After they finished RP killing us all the mares were grateful to the one stallion so they started RP mating and as they did so they kept talking about how they were mating on our guts etc and one of the horses even gave birth on our guts... It was the weirdest most ridculous RP ever and best off it included a fetus horse  that ate our guts right after it was born

Suraga, as far as I'm concerned, they're canible role players; gross. Although, the "Story 2" made me crack up lick I was a crazy monkey on crack xDD. A fetus horse eating guts strate after birth? Lolwut!? TROLLOLLOLLOL. :3 how I love them power players... Lol.

[Kougra]

Me as my dog Buffy: So. How are we all?
Random puppy comes up to group: GUYS CAN I PLZ RP TOO PLZZZ
Me as my dog Buffy: We aren't even RP'ing. Powerplaying much LOL
Random puppy: PLZ UR LYIN PLZZZ

And it went on for 10 minutes lmao

[-Mink-]

Me as my dog Buffy: So. How are we all?
Random puppy comes up to group: GUYS CAN I PLZ RP TOO PLZZZ
Me as my dog Buffy: We aren't even RP'ing. Powerplaying much LOL
Random puppy: PLZ UR LYIN PLZZZ

And it went on for 10 minutes lmao

That...wasn't...powerplaying.  The puppy just wanted to RP. 

[Abomine]

unborn kit f: bites lilys neck hit no miss blood splatters the walls and soaks fur hit 100 percent miss 0 percent
Lily: dies guts explode everywhere

WHOA WHOA WHOA....

A cat fetus killed a full grown wolf.... how does that work...?

Maybe it's a magical cat fetus. 

That's one possible explanation. How this cat fetus acquired these magical powers is still a mystery...

[OmegaToAlpha]

xD

[Okami-Shiranui]

Someone got a hold of our map link somehow and started powerplaying through our camp:
Milkyfur: kill evryone hit no miss no dogenig
Cobra(our alpha): Whoa what.
Me: Who in the name of sweet glazed pork are you?
Milkyfur: ur dead shut up

[Feareh]

Someone got a hold of our map link somehow and started powerplaying through our camp:
Milkyfur: kill evryone hit no miss no dogenig
Cobra(our alpha): Whoa what.
Me: Who in the name of sweet glazed pork are you?
Milkyfur: ur dead shut up

pffff XD so much LAWL came from me just now :3

[Abomine]

Someone got a hold of our map link somehow and started powerplaying through our camp:
Milkyfur: kill evryone hit no miss no dogenig
Cobra(our alpha): Whoa what.
Me: Who in the name of sweet glazed pork are you?
Milkyfur: ur dead shut up

pffff XD so much LAWL came from me just now :3

That 'sweet glazed pork' line made me do that *pfft* sound like when you're trying to stifle a laugh when you're in a place where you're supposed to be quiet (in my case, a library). I've got a bunch of strangers who are trying to study giving me 'wtf' looks...

[lionstar101]

Okay. So, I was Raid, my crazed, head hoarding wolf of BlackMetal. If you are in BM, you'd know Raid has a taste for cat. And so, three apprentices came up....

Me: OOHHH, Kittehs.))
Bladepaw: stupd wlf gt out of hear or we will teer u up to peeces.
Me: Dude.
Sunpaw: go bladepaw! kik wlf buttt!
Me: Is it just me or are you guys hungry too?

Le Random narrator: So, Raid was using legit (enough) literate posts as fighting them... But suddenly:

Puzzlepaw: im tha healer app so ima heal u blade -magically swings paws around blade and he revives-
Me: Oh, no! Are you gonna use your moron powers tp blast me?
Sunpaw: OMG BLADE I THOT I LOST YOU. THAT STUPED WLF KILLED YOU! OMG OMG OMG!
 Bladepaw: *Grows fifty feet tall and smashes the wolf to peeces*
(That wasn't exactly, but still, pretty much it)
Puzzlepaw:WOOOO BLADE WOOOO ULL B THA LEADER WEN U GET OLDR WOOO
Me: The grammar on kids these days scares me.
Bladepaw: U DEAD DEAD WLFS NOT TLK. DUUHHH
Me: Don't you DUUHHHHHH me. (*Le starts godmodding for the fun of it now*)
Puzzlepaw: U GODMDDER! WHUT THE HACK! U CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S UNREALISTIC.
Me: .... *Le walks away as they still caps spam to themselves* 

[Okami-Shiranui]

The lines "Oh my pork" and "for the love of sweetened glazed pork" are sort of my trademarks now. XD

Heyena m: kills glados hit 100 percent miss 0 percent 100 accuracy
GLaDOS: Nope. I'm still alive.
Wheatly(me): Godmodder alert! Just ignore it.
Heyena m: shut up whetly
Me: No 8D
GLaDOS: Oh! Oh! Look at me! I can godmod too! -Kills with neurotoxin-
Heyena m: doge hit no miss
Me: How can you "hit" if you dodged? And did you know neurotoxin can be a poisoness gas?
GLaDOS: And btw you spelled "hyena" wrong.
Heyena m: SHUT UP I HATE YOU
Me: Were we too smart for you? Deal with it. 8D
Heyena m: -runs off no miss-
GLaDOS: Did he just say "runs hit no miss"?
Me: Yeah. XDD