((Well, I guess I'll do a Lizardpoof))
Lizardpaw yawned."I'll go for a walk", he told Snowpaw and left the den. He walked the bit on the woods, and entered an abandoned den made of wood.He saw a bear sleeping there."Wow, what a morbedly fat bear!", he said.The female bear woke up and began squizzing Lizard.Lizard was squizzed out of the den and hit a tree with a beehive.The beehive fell on his head.He started running away. "GAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah!", he screamed.He hid into a termite nest.He thought he was safe, when he heard something very small explode.Then another. And another. There was a bunch of explosions behind him.He yelled a girly scream and bolted out of the termite nest.He dashed as fast as a chubby cat can run when he is being chased by a ton of insects and a bear.He was running when he bumped into a wolf pack.He also bumped a bull elk, an eagle, a hawk and a lot of other animals.He was running when he fell into a river with water ice cold. He thought he was safe, when he noticed the water was going faster and faster.He managed to get out of the river, but he walked a few steps and fell into a cliff. He fell on cactus, pointy rocks, poisonous flowers, hedgehogs and more beehives.It looked like his nightmare was over, when he turned to the bottom of the cliff.There was a landmine, no, a TON of landmines.Lizard fell on them and was launched miles in the air.(( screaming coming))"AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh look its Ivory aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooo there is ThornClan aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", he screamed and commented as he was flying through the air.He landed right on front of the apprentices den."Isa thera ra medicina catr aroundee here?", asked LizardPaw to Snow and his rat friend.
((Poor cat :-(. He had a bad childhood and now he falls everywhere))