And aw golly during recess one time, when I was younger we were playing tag, and I slammed my knee into a metal ladder. -_-. My friend's like: "What happened?"
Me: I hurt my knee.
Friend: What happened?
Me: I HURT MY KNEE!
Friend: How did it happen? -_-
Me: I banged it.
Friend: How did it--
Me: I. BANGED. MAH. KNEE
Friend: HOW DID YOU BANG UR KNEE?!!?
Me: On a ladder.
Friend: But the ladders aren't that hard...
Me: I:< *points to little metal ladder*
Friend: ooooohhh.......what happened?
Me: O:<<<<<<<<< *rage*
XDD And this other time, my mom was subbing for a little kid's class, and I saw her. I need her to sign a test for me really quickly, so I called her. Btu she didn't hear me. Then this happened:
Little kid (older than the class my mom was subbing, but young): *runs up* I'll get her for ya!
Me: No it's--
Little kid: *runs up to sub* MISS LADY, A GIRL IS CALLING YOU. SHE HAS A BOOK.
Mom: Hm? Oh, hi, sweetie, what is it?
Me: Could you sign my test?
Kid: I'LL DO IT! *runs over, snatches pen and puts scribbles* I have a signature. Ha.
Me and Mom: ....
XD Not as funny, but cute lol.