RULES:
One person posts a problem that you can run into, no matter how realistic or silly, and the next poster puts how they would solve it, and then posts a problem for the next person. Example:
Billy: You're car runs out of gas in the center of the Sahara desert and a bunch of poisonous snakes are trying to eat you.
Bob: I take my hammer and smash the snakes, then summon a dragon to fly me out of the Sahara. :)
You insulted King Arthur and now they're going to throw you to the lions.
Joe: I make friends with the lions and tell them to eat the guards, and then eat everyone in Camelot.
You accidentally send a text that was supposed to be to your crush to your mom saying "wanna hang out sometime?" Then she replies "Sure, honey. Let's go show your friends your baby pictures! :D"
So, I'll start:
You fell out of a helicopter in Africa in the middle of a lion pride. >:)