XD new story peeps!
Me: -le derping in flourite-
Lion: Hi, um, this is my land can you leave? I need this for an RP
Me: -being the stubborn person I am- But I like it here, in fact, -sits down- Imma just stay here.
Lion: Alright, I'm sorry but you asked for this. -jumps om back and crushes spine. Tears out brains-
Me: ouch
Lion: -Breaks muzzle then throws so far into sky that you fly into the sun-
Me: oh nuuuuu! It buuuuurns! Oh wait I'm still here :3
Lion: -claws face off and throws you to South Pole-
Me: I'm just gunna chill here now.
Lion: -kills over and over-
Me: Bro... I died like... Five times. I thank you, for making me a being with several lives. I grant you nothing in return.
Lion: Shut up!!
Me: .... Apples
Lion: -storms away-