So, we've all most of us has had that moment when you simply...read something wrong. It could be that the text is too small, the handwriting is crappy, or maybe you just aren't functioning properly at the moment. Post your stories here! You can also post when you registered that it was that word/phrase, but your mouth said something different. Here's some of mine:
Once, I couldn't figure out what "onion" said. I kept pronouncing it "O-ny-in" or "On-ee-one". My friend finally told me it was "onion". We both laughed so hard.
Also, I once read "nonfat yogurt" as "nonfart gogurt". I was like "O_O Okay, not eating that..."