Squash the Bug~

[peachbreeze]

Okie, so all we have to do is squash a tiny bug. But, some bugs are almost impossible to squash, am I right?
So, one of us posts and the next person to post must try to think of something that the bug did to not get squashed.
They seem so innocent, but the plan on domination!

We must eliminate you bug! Eg: 1.I stepped on the bug
                                                2.But then it flew to the side
                                               1.Yes, but I threw a rock at it then.
                                                2. Its a ninja bug, it smashed the rock in half.
                                               1. Alright, well then I must burn it!
                                                2. Its wearing an inflamable suit.
(You get the idea. I hope. Ill start~)

I ran over the bug with my bike.
(Get creative!)

[wolvesaregreat]

OMG! Bugs! I hate them!
*gets acid and throws it* o.o'  O.O'' 0.0''' PANIC! (Um... XD)
~LittleWolf~

[BouncyLion101]

But it flies away, safe from the acid.

[Neowulf]

And I throw a chunk of diamond at it.

[Nyancatgirl]

It crawls away out of a opening of the diamond. XD

[Neowulf]

Then I throw an anteater at it.

[BouncyLion101]

But the anteater runs away because the bug is too awesome.

[hugrf2]

But the anteater brings back a whole army of fast-running and huge death-bringing anteaters.

[Nutella2]

... But the bug couldn't be squashed like that, and ran behind the anteaters.

[hugrf2]

But then one anteater found it and got the bug in it's mouth.