Random Person: What on earth is this?!
Me: It's a RANDOM ROLEPLAY PARTY! Roleplay as whatever animal you'd like, whether realistic or non-realistic! You can even RP as an animal species that you made up! Anyone can join, no matter what level of literacy you are!
Same Random Person (who shall now be referred to as SRP): I'm still confused...
Me: It's simple! You don't even have to create a bio for your character! (But if you'd like to, feel free to do so.) Just jump into the RP whenever you'd like!
SRP: Really?
Me: Yes, really! Do whatever you like as long as you have fun (and be sure to follow the Off-Topic RPing rules)!
SRP: -crosses arms- And what if I refuse to join?
Me: -pulls out giant grenade- I'll use this!
SRP: .... No.
Now, I'll start:
A floofy domestic cat padded into a vast clearing, a wide smile on his face. Deep blue spots were scattered across his neon green pelt, and his scarlet eyes gleamed with excitement.
The colorful tomcat leaped onto a large rock, his paws thudding against the firm stone. He briefly cleared his throat, and then opened his mouth to speak. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!" he shouted, his voice echoing beyond the sunny plain for everyone to hear.