Harry: You can't be serious surely!?
Sirius: I`m Sirius. Don't call me Shirley.
Dumbledore: -Facepalm-
Ron: Now I wonder why James chose Sirius to be your Godfather...
Draco: Shut it, ginger.
Ron: WinGAAAAAAARRdium LeviOOOOOOOSSA!
Hermione: OMG You actually said it right!
Snape: Turn to page 10,000
Lockhart: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!
Snape: Avada Kedavra.
Lockhart: Dead.
Voldemort: Horray.
Harry: Yay. No more Dark arts. No more crazy professers.
Ron: Yay.
Draco: Seriously, ginger?
Hermione: ...
Draco: YOU TOO MUDBLOOD!!!!!!
Sirius: Bazookas Draco
Draco: Wait until my father hears about this...
Lucius: Say what?
Sirius: Uh oh...
Lucius: SIRIUUUUSSS!!!!!!!
Sirius: I prefer Belletrix to kil me again plz.
Harry: Wtf...
Lupin: WWWwwwWEeeRrRRRREEeeeWoooOOOllLLLLFfffFFFF!!!!!!
Ron: Wut.
Draco: Shut. Up. Please.