Hullo.
You look startled... I mean I realize you're all probably eating breakfast and aren't quite accompanied to having a stranger waltz through your door and demand to have the red carpet rolled out. In which case, you are very unprepared. If you expected it, you deserve a 'kid of the year' award. And oreos.
I suppose that barging in like this is rude, especially being... well anonymous to you however, I'm a girl who was raised with manners {yet a slightly insane disposition} and will introduce myself to you.
I am called by many names {two really...} although I ask you to call me Kiff, pronounced as either 'K-ee-f' or 'K-ih-f' but for Jeff Dunham fans, that will be 'K-ih-fah-fah'. I do not mind which, I respond to all though I merely request you spell it right.
Now a name won't be enough, understandable so I shall tell you more! My happening upon this game was quite by accident and a dull sense of nostalgia {because I KNOW I've heard someone in my family mention it before} well boop I'mma here and puh-roud of it! It seems like the perfect place to hold up and meet some more people who could possibly put up with me but I see you're already staring at me, all wild-eyed thinking "I'm going to call the police..." I understand, I am dragging a littler aren't I but I'll get out your hair real soon I promise.
My personality is a bit up and down, two things you can always rely on is I will never take out my anger on anyone other than my pillow {poor pillow} and I'm hyperactive 25 hours of the day! People tell me I'm a good listener too even though I suck at advice giving they can count on me as a scape-goat for all their problems because I won't complain even if they hit me with a cloth because they're mad. I can also tell you one thing, that I'm extremely careful with secrets and promises, if I says I won't tell that secret nor break that promise I hold onto that like a pitbull holds onto flesh, that is until I'm given the A.O.K for my to blabber out the truth but that call comes from you. I'm happy-go-lucky.
Hope to see some you in-game! I'm real easy to talk to just bound right up to me and be all like "KIFF!" and I'll just roll with it and we'll be like good buddies who've not seen eachother in years!
xox
Kiff!
PS: to all the other new people. *rolls out welcome mat* we can all be clueless together!
