I will take a slightly different approach to this topic instead of just posting funny things, but I hope it's fine.
Personally I have grown to the mindset that I do not wish to post matters like these unless seen really necessary for the time being or a user asking for trouble. Many users can be quite rude about it as well but even so, and even no names will be mentioned I usually try to keep names away over staff matters, even funny reports is one of them. However at the same time the staff needs to be able to see and have some fun in the work they do as well and reports can be giggled at to brighten up ones day. Even after this though, completely out of place or not so serious reports will always be looked over to a certain extent. Others will say otherwise due to personal experiences but as of the recent years the staff has been very mature and professional about FeralHeart judging on what they deal with.
Strange reports can come in many ways, some can be true, others can just be false claims plain off, but many can also be a big nothing but a waste of time, effort and energy for everyone, and that's what we do not want to see or deal with. A thing I see as an issue among many inexperienced players and users on FeralHeart is that a report = Ban, which is quite silly itself, and in many cases a report or even mentioning a report wouldn't be needed, could've been dealt with personally if the user(s) even tried.
I do know that some people are more sensitive than others, but in some cases a simple block would work just fine, not trying to test ones luck as well. I'm sure the thousands of messages in the forum inbox hides quite some laughs in between everything else that might be found there. Personal matters over all between players that has nothing to do with any rule breaking, and being expected that the staff is going to sort out for them is one of the things that can make you go "Lolwut". But also as mentioned above, false claims to the extreme can be the death of you at times. People make up the most of crazy things here.