1: Why does Bonnie have a girl's name but he is probably a boy animatronic?
2: Why can no one figure out ANY of the animatronic's genders?
3: I once read someone thought Toy Chica was a boy... I honestly, after seeing Toy Bonnie, wouldn't be even a little surprised if that's true....
4: Why do I feel sorry for a lot of objects even though they can't feel?
People are cutting down a tree in our yard...
Me: How would you like it if someone drove a electronic saw through you and threw you in a metal box that would chomp you into little bits?
What I probably actually say: ;-; What if... You were... That Tree?
Worker: Naw, Tree's don't have feelings, little kid, and a new replacement will come in.
Me in my mind: Screech!
My actual words: A new one?
Worker: Yeah, a new and improved one!
Me: -Hugs plushie and puts arm behind my back as if I didn't have an arm.- I MUST KILL IT!
People: o-o' What?