Dumb Jokes

[Jackkdaw]

Hallo.

Basically, what's the dumbest (appropriate) joke/anti-joke you've heard or can think of?
Because. Ery'body loves laughin' at stupidity! OuO


Here's one of mine. ouo



What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.

[shayy]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

[shayy]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

[shayy]

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.

[WolfQueen]

What's black and white and re[a]d all over?
A newspaper.
Or, a zebra in a blender.

Old times.

[Jackkdaw]

X3

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

"Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

-Badum tss.-

[OreoHeroz]

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

Dino-mite!

"What do you call a pony's cough?"

A little hoarse.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the doc.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?

A bah-humbug.



Bahaha.

[TBSNIHON]

What do you get when you mix Salmon with Netulla?
Salmonella
Lolol so funny.

[magicfairy]

Why are sixes always sick?
Cause their six

[Jackkdaw]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Cause she had no arms and no legs.

Knock knock
*who's there?*
NOT SALLY.

BADUM TSSSS.

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