If it's a big puff cheeto puff, then is it a food? I mean, if it's a big puff cheeto puff, what's wrong with it in your soup? And actually, that IS a cheeto puff, not Jasper... I've never seen a cheeto puff with eyes and hair before though...
Waiter! There is a Pearl in my soup and she is complaining because I'm eating my soup wrong!