Everyday Feralheart Poems

[Sandfury]

THIS IS NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE. It's just for fun.
We all love poems, right? They explain a situation with detailed words, or just simple phrases!
What if we had poems to explain the people of Feralheart?
Just make a poem that represents Mate Beggars, Powerplayers, a map, etc.!

Like I said, this is not to offend anyone if they are in that category. This is just for people who need a good laugh. So, please don't write anything offensive for your poem.
Be creative! I'll help you get your mind going if you wish to post.

The Name Claimer

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you steal my name,
I will dislike you.

[greenart6]

Territory Claimers:

I'm in your den?
Have you even read the rules?
I won't say it again,
Territory claiming is for fools.

(And I don't know where this would go, probably either into Poems or Forum Games )

[Kerriki]

Mate Beggars

It was love at first sight,
when I saw you with that pack.
I will propose to you now,
I know you will love me back

(Idk ._.)

[greenart6]

'The Official Simba'

This Simba is official
This means your dismissal
I'm the official char
You are just a spare.

I think you better leave!
Copiers are my pet peeve
If you don't leave than your death is soon
You stupid baboon!

My neon Simba is the best
I think you better take a rest
I am official
while you are UNofficial!

*slow clap*

[Vask]

Tragic Backstories

I was born by mistake
Abused as a pup
I killed my family
And cleaned it up
I wasn't accepted
By any pack
They bit me
And told me to turn back
I had a mate once
I killed her too
I used her insides
To make some stew

I made my own pack
Who turned against me
Our rivals tried
To kill me slowly
I wander the tundra
Being hunted by a bear
I'm not trying to get attention!
Doesn't anybody care?

[Vespian]

Movin' this thread to the Forum Games childboard.

Argh. I personally suck at poems but might as well throw somethin' out..


The Power-player

Shame- the opponent fell again.
Now his dead body quarrels,
while I take over his domain.
What's this, I wonder?
"You are not playing fair! Do you not know your own morals?!"
His screeching I swear is louder than thunder.
Maybe I should block him,
silence the peasant for good.
But why would I do something so dim?
Yet- maybe I should.
It's been done.
He has been vanquished by the ultimate slayer.
However before I won,
he called me a Power-player.

[Redlinelies]

Fun thread, I like.,

Call me crazy,
call me dumb,
but this is the one place where I feel my purrs drum.


Here You can be yellow,
here you can be blue,
here you can be a kitty cat,
or even a wolfaboo.
in feralheart, it's all there for you!


I wish they could see,
that being a staff is no glee,
it's hard work to do,
so don't sit and boo.
If they didn't care and the game wasn't there,
you would be crying for a teddy bear.

[Sandfury]

Holy cow these are all good. Thanks for posting. I gots another.

Trolls

I have offended you? Too bad.
It is your anger and sadness that makes me glad.
You wish to report me?  I don't care.
Now shoo, so I can continue my blare.

[greenart6]

'The Mate Center'

I made this character to come into this map
So now you may raise up your hands and clap
So now if you sit in a circle, like so
You'll find a mate, although it may be slow

Go in the circle now, sparklez f pup
And you may get a mate that says "Wazzup?"
Come on you males, don't be shy
Oh wait, we actually don't have any guys!

Let's run to the chat to advertise
Actually, let's just write out pi.
I mean uh MALES ARE NEEDED! COME TO MATE CENTER QUICK!
If you don't, then I'll hit your face with a brick.

[Vask]

Demanding Members

We want back General!
We want it now!
So we can yell and scream,
About a fat cow!

Give us more models!
We want mice and deer!
We don't care about the source code!
We just want you to hear!

The staff isn't working hard!
The game isn't updating!
The staff is so lazy.
It's hard to keep tolerating!

I'll type in very fancy
To sound like I'm nice
But in reality I'm complaining
I'll do it once even twice