Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)

[Neowulf]

I'm afraid it's contagious! KILL YERSELF!(don'tpls)

Doctor, it seems I keep accidentally hurting myself nonstop!

[wolfdog01]

Here's a hammer, keep going.

Oh! Witch doctor! I've got a case of the ooh eeh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!

[Neowulf]

O_o Wtf?

docter i hav com akros bad gramer

[AlphaEclipse]

Oh! Witch doctor! I've got a case of the ooh eeh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!

I lol'd at that. XD


Oh, just throw away all English dictionaries you can find.

Doctor, I seemed to have glued my hands together!

[wolfdog01]

Quick! Here's some more glue!

Doctor! DACTUR! I seem to have stubbed my toe on the bedside! It hurts! DX WHAT.DO.I.DO?!

[AlphaEclipse]

(I hate that omg ;-;) Yikes! Worst case I've ever seen. Better crush it between a door.

Doctor! I can't remember anything!

[wolfdog01]

Uh...uh....*ThrowsBooksInTheAir* PLAY AMNEISIA!

Eeeeh, what's up Do-Erm....I mean....Doctor! My friend hasn't replied to my text for like....30 seconds! Does she hate me!? DX

[ragethedemon]

yes she hates you.

Doctor I seem to have swallowed an entire person!

[AlphaEclipse]

Wow, drink some ginger ale! Also, was it good? (LOL)

Doctor? Why do they call you that?

[wolfdog01]

Because....*FlipsOffSunglasses*...health. >3>

Doc! I seem to have fallen and I can't get up!