>sits at computer
>hears dad giving out ice cream cake
>quietly sits there, not wanting to ask
>fifteen minutes later gets up to get water
>dad sees me
>immediately realizes his fatal mistake
>apologizes for letting everyone else eat the ice cream cake without me
>by giving me jolly ranchers
>takes it and sits down
>immediately dog tries to get a piece
>gets one
>dog ends up in the kennel for an hour
>whilst i get jolly ranchers stuck in my mouth