Methinks I know how this discussion is s'posed to go.
1. What if Vespian was a cake?
If my dear Vesp was shoved in an oven and baked to perfection, he'd most likely be a warm vanilla cake with milk and dark melted chocolate icin' makin' up his markings and mane (the chocolate bein' preferably Hershey's). The red paint 'round his muzzle and left flank would be cinnamon drizzle. His eyes would be cinnamon drops with his scarred eye carved into slightly with a small knife to crack the candy just enough to form a small scar while pink rose icin' can manage the scar's onward carve into the flesh around the eye; then his right eye will have a peach ring and a lime runt candy placed on top of the cinnamon drop to make Vesp's abnormal eye colourin'. Then finally, his collection of eyes which will simply be cherry-filled Halloween chocolate candy that ye' can find in stores everywhere this time around. Voila, a delicious Vesp cake.
2. What part would you eat first?
Definitely his eyes (his legit eyes, not the ones he wears) or his muzzle since I adore cinnamon and would like to dive into it first before it's eaten.