How'd I die, but the parrot live?!
You will die from teddy bears, that I've installed with North South East and West. And then I will lock you into a room with those teddy bears. And no matter what you do, the music will never stop.
And the room, has a locked door, no escaping.

Then, a real bear somehow breaks in, and mauls you to death. And eats your stinking parrot!