Poor mustache.
There never was a creature as rude and revolting as Percy the pug. Not only was his name really stupid, but he was also pampered beyond belief. He was the lap dog of a rich woman, and all day he sat on a silk pillow and feasted greedily on french cuisine, until he grew so fat and flabby that he couldn't get off his pillow. His owner finally noticed that he was morbidly obese, and took him to a vet, who put Percy on a diet. Each day he was to be given a thimble full of water, and a few grains. Percy loathed the diet. Without food, he had no motivation in life, so when a pizza delivery guy drove by, he took notice. Percy leaped out of the window and threw himself into the car, and devoured the pizza. Percy was overcome by his first taste of pizza and freedom. After also eating the delivery guy, he drove off into the sunset. And even now it is said that if you hear the howl of a pug driving a Honda Accord, you must sacrifice a family sized pizza to Percy the Pizza God Pug, or he will eat you alive.
Fear, fluffiness, and a s'more.