I'm going to story-rant about a thing that happened. Now, mind you, I'm usually not one to "complain" about den hoggers, I usually sort of defend them. But when you leave your "den" unoccupied long enough for no one to think that anyone's in it... uuguuhh.
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I'm playing as one of my wolves, an irl friend (as a feline) and I are running around in Fluorite. We spy what we think is an empty den.
"No one around, it's empty" we thought. So we went in and sat around, talking about stereotypical female cliche stuff - y'know: anime men, dirtbikes, chocolate cake, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, and plans for a party the follow weekend involving pizza and horror movies.
After a few moments this little green pup-thing-with-a-cat-tail ran up to the entrance of the den, looked at us, and ran off somewhere.
"S'all gewd" we thought.
Then a whole mob of fifteen (or I think it was fifteen, I dunno, I didn't bother to count them, but it was a bunch) wolves come bounding into the den. The leader approached us.
"this is r den. get out or else." the leader said to us without proper capitalization.
We glanced at each other, then back at this mob of whatchmacallitwolves. "Why?" we ask. "We aren't hurting anything, just sitting here."
"yea well this is r den. get out."
"No. We were here first-"
"NO WE WER HERE 1ST"
"Maybe they can join us?" offered one of the other wolves.
"join us or leave or well report u."
"We're kind of doing our own thing here, we don't want to join."
"IM REPORTING U TO THE MODS!!!1"
To this day, (actually this was yesterday, lol), I have no idea if they reported us or not. But after five minutes of seeing that my friend and I were not inclined to give into their terribly-spelled demands, they left to find a new den and we were free to continue our ever-feminine conversation about why Gajeel Redfox has abs of steel.