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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2015, 09:43:24 pm »
*funeral noises*

When life gives you chocolate wafers...
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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2015, 11:34:12 pm »
You burn them in a bonfire and melt them on to a graham cracker.

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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2015, 02:15:12 am »
GIVE IT TO THE BEEEEEESSSSSS

When life gives you Feral Heart...
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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2015, 04:47:59 am »
You realize your not Kovu. (Sorry, it was too funny to pass. XD)

When life gives you a bird...

You bury it in flowers and birdseed.

When life gives you a dead mayor...

Ugh, my post didn't send, so here is what I was gonna say for anyone out there who even cares!
You play Animal Crossing New Leaf and think about your life choices!
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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2015, 10:04:20 pm »
You sing with it.

When life gives you Flumpty the Egg...
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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2015, 08:15:41 am »
You throw it at someone and scream, "YOU KILLED FLUMPTY!"

When live gives you a tiny giraffe plushie...

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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2015, 09:17:59 pm »
You rip it's head off by mistake in a battle for the plushie with someone else...

(I used to have a tiny giraffe plushie...)

When life gives you a balloon...

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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2015, 11:28:29 pm »
You pop the balloon. (Fun Fact: Whenever I see a balloon for some reason I get completely distracted and just begin playing with it. It can last until the balloon pops, I get bored, or someone yells at me for playing with balloons .__. dunjudge)

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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2015, 12:35:14 pm »
You break it and act like a bird.

When life gives you the ability to take away your fears by imagining there are Animatronics instead of monsters in your closet...

(And I wonder why I can't sleep...)

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Re: When life gives you...
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2015, 08:07:23 pm »
You hug the animatronic and get killed.

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