Royal Wedding - For soppy old hags, middle-aged sissies and poor little children brought into royal worship.
Two people as thick bricks getting married and everyone filming them because one of them was born into royalty (also known as) people who are famous by default, makes me furious.
"Oh aren't they so sweet together", "Oh how romantic", "Arrr, young lovers". These are common sentances I hear nowadays, I just cannot bear to be around the television when the Royal Wedding is on, it makes me sick to my stomach.
Just goes to show, you don't need to be intelligent to be famous.
Pity.