Doctor, oh Doctor! (Fun Game)

[Mea_WolfenX]

How to play;
Name Whats Wrong With The Person Above You.
Name The Cure...

Example:
Mea;
oh no! Mea! your addicted to cookies and milk! your brain is turning into milk! and your hearts already half a cookie!

To Cure... Your going to have to Eat Floofers! D: 

[Jango_Fett]

mea, im sorry
but you are balding.
all of your hair will fall out by the end of the week.

and the only cure is bathing yourself head to toe in the essence of goldenrod and really expensive looking broken stained glass(idekihadsomethingforthisandthenitdied).

[A.P.S.]

WarKat... I'm afraid you have a rare case of Spider Derpyness...


To cure... You must kill a spider...

[hugrf2]

Angelica, I'm afraid you have a possibly fatal disease called "Tic-tac-sysnthuesis blargh."

To cure it, you must eat all the pinecones of the world and give me all the Tic-Tacs or suffer dying until you're dead. :<

[A.P.S.]

Hugrf, I'm terribly sorry, but you are going to die of Random-Name-Problem...

The only way it can be cured to get a new name that makes sense...

[hugrf2]

NO. YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS. BC //Runs off with my strange, strange name//

Angelica, it appears you've contracted a rare disease called "Intense-stain-ophobicehu."

The only way to cure it is to eat Carolina Reapers and never drink coffee again.

[A.P.S.]

I don't drink coffee anyways. .-. HAVE YOU LIED TO ME, DOCTOR?!

Hugrf, I'm also afraid you have a deadly and horrible case of "Weird-Guy-In-Your-Signature-Problem"

The only way to cure it is to realize the only cases of sickness that I've said you have are based on your profile...

[Mea_WolfenX]

(Cant Stop Laughing At This At All)
Angelica I'm So Sorry To Say We Have Just Discovered Your Sickness For Vegies
Im Afraid Your Going To Be Turned Green For Life

The only cure is to become the fattest person alive.. by eating pizza 

[hugrf2]

(//hugs my fursona// BC NEVVVEERRRR.)

Mea, my apologies, but it seems that you've contracted a deadly disease called "Mindface." The only way to cure it is to sleep for a million years and if my calculations are correct, the radiation would cure it. Or, y'know, you could just dump radiated waste on your face. That might work too. |D

[A.P.S.]

Hugrf, I'm not afraid that you have a non-rare case of Random-Letters-Spamed-Into-Veiw.

The only way to cure it is iorfhgjeijoejmfj;ofjaf;ajf;sjrogjeogjio;rsjgosjgojregowjrgoeijriogjeio and then fhewiofhoweoijejfioewjoewfjheosifghgoahowe;hf. Also, you'll have to hduoidjhowijowjio for the rest of jieofjwpoefjorfjpwjfope fjiofjreoigjrogjoi.