Most hilarious/Weird Whisper you have ever gotten from a stranger/Friend?

[CeramicSoul]

 Okay so this one time I was sitting in bonfire and I get a random whisper saying "Be my mate I love you?!"
So I responded "No sorry I don't be mates with mate Beggar's"  No joke this is what she said next For REAL

"Be my mate or else I'll have my mate rip you to shreds"       So me sitting there was laughing so hard I almost knocked over my computer.

[wolfsquad]

Wow.
I would have simply said, "No."

I once got a whisper from someone who asked me to give them my account and I asked why and they said.
"Dunno."

How do you not know like ?

[.Fallen-Kingdom.]

I believe there is already a thread with this topic found here.

[hugrf2]

My friend grabbed my nip nops once.

I still have nightmares.

Also, I'm not quite sure if I should've posted this in the thing Tamu brought up, because it was from a friend. |D

[Angelaxax]

You made my day by telling this! :'D

[G4RG0YLE]

http://nommyshark.deviantart.com/art/Lovely-Morning-Conversation-581409341
Lovely morning conversations.

[CeramicSoul]

*Dies* wow 0.0 i did not to get so many replies 

[Wyldercat]

"The not-really-old dog ancestor flappied her flapper-whapper as her auditory orifices flappied in the flappy-air weather. Her circular seey-majiggers scanned the green stick ground in search of other organisms she had close relationships with"

Yep. Thanks Goaty chan.

[marahallie13]

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[OutofBreath]

Sitting there recruiting as Henrietta and then...
"..Egg!"