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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #110 on: June 17, 2016, 03:15:51 pm »
Get wings and fly around repeatedly saying HELP HELP

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #111 on: June 17, 2016, 10:08:21 pm »
Stalk their character for hours

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #112 on: June 17, 2016, 10:25:55 pm »
Crawl on the screen of you computer.

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #113 on: June 18, 2016, 12:46:09 am »
Light your character on fire. Then it'll be lit. On fire.

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #114 on: June 18, 2016, 12:48:38 am »
Under a rainbow.

What is a hyena charr?
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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #115 on: June 18, 2016, 12:55:06 am »
A hyena charr is a mispelling of hyena chair. It's a chair made of hyenas.

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #116 on: June 18, 2016, 01:20:17 am »
Neon or pitch black are the only acceptable colors, other than that is lame. You must max out your size and have items 24/7 so you look cool and intimidating. If you don't follow this, you're either a puppy or dead.

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #117 on: June 18, 2016, 01:27:02 am »
 Say: Mah life i so dark omg my mom ate mah chikin nuggits.

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2016, 01:57:02 am »
You ask them 100 times to be their friend
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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2016, 02:03:51 am »
Because chickens ate them

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