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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #250 on: October 03, 2016, 12:19:31 pm »
People call the perfect and most ideal character of any sort as a 'Mary Sue' There are tutorials available all over Google+

Can I be a bison in this game? What about a bunny?


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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #251 on: October 06, 2016, 01:00:14 am »
Make a character and make hugely bright neon colors
how du i fite?

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #252 on: October 08, 2016, 09:35:29 am »
Bring out your VR gear, plug it into your toaster of a computer and acquire "The Guide to Fighting Like A Real Feral" and follow the instructions to fight properly in-game. You can only run this if you purchase the FHRPX (Feral Heart Role Play Experience) Extension Pack for 29.99 USD that includes the software and gameplay guide.

Can I play with more than one character in the game simultaneously?


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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #253 on: October 10, 2016, 06:34:44 pm »
Yes, but you must have bought the demo to the before-mentioned FHRPX. This feature was only available in 1987. Totally legit.

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #254 on: October 10, 2016, 06:41:16 pm »
Walk up to someone and yell LOVE ME!!11

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #255 on: October 11, 2016, 05:04:52 am »
Elbow your keyboard!

Can I download somebody else's preset?

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #256 on: October 11, 2016, 01:38:34 pm »
No, that's illegal and punishable by law

Is FH available on console platforms?


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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #257 on: November 11, 2016, 12:18:20 am »
Totally! It's one of the games that comes already installed when you purchase a Wii console, as a matter of fact c:

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #258 on: November 11, 2016, 12:21:59 am »
yup. a big asteroid crashed into bonfire island, and all the mate beggars blew up with it.

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Re: What NOT to say to a newbie!!
« Reply #259 on: November 11, 2016, 12:34:41 am »
 go to someone with brown fur and say "eats no miss"
what is literate?